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[Geggse]

Måtte bare ta en siste før jeg la meg. Jeg sitter i fengsel og skal prøve å bryte meg ut. Doh, liksom internett i fengsel. LOL. Han virket veldig seriøs og.

 

 

 

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You: i want to break free

Stranger: then do it

You: how?

Stranger: what do you wanna break free from first?

You: yes

You: oh

You: first i wanna break free from jail

Stranger: they let you use computers in jail?

You: jupp

Stranger: what did you do to get in jail?

You: fooling people for money

You: 4 yrs

You: we only have internet 3 hrs a day though

Stranger: hmm, i cant help you. i dont know how to break free from jail

You: u don't?

You: maybe i can find pages on the net?

Stranger: i doubt it

Stranger: jails hard to break out of

You: it is?

You: thought is was easy

You: not too many gurads around here

Stranger: no its hard

You: maybe tomorrow i will give it a try

Stranger: you'll get more years if you try and break out

You: if they can catch me

Stranger: are you invisible?

You: no

Stranger: then they'll catch you

You: i have all the plans after i break out, but need to know how to break out

You: when i'm out, they will never find me

Stranger: they might

You: no

Stranger: its a possibility

You: well, mabye

Stranger: think hard before you do anything

You: i will, but i can't stand it here

You: wanna break out

You: i will not kill anyone

Stranger: how long have you been there

You: 7 months

You: still have 3 yrs left

You: and only 15 min left of todays internet time

Stranger: maybe on good behavior you'll get out earlier

You: well, i can give it a try

Stranger: do that

You: i have good behavior until now

You: so mabye

Stranger: exactly good luck

You: they say if i behavior good, they will give me permsion in 14 weeks

You: so i see

You: well, have to go

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected

 

 

Måtte bare ta enda en, merkelig hvordan folk kan tro at en har internett i ett fengsel.

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how's it going?

You: in jail

Stranger: oh thats cool

Stranger: what'd you do

You: well, it's about money

You: long history

Stranger: did you rob a quikey mart?

You: no robbery

You: let's call it cheating with money

Stranger: oh thats cool

You: u think so?

You: 4 yrs

Stranger: how's it working so far?

You: wanna break out

You: it is so boring in here

Stranger: and they let you use the internet?

You: yes, 3 hrs a day

Stranger: wow

You: if my behavior is good

You: if notm they take it

Stranger: so what did you do to get in?

You: told you, cheating with money

You: tricked someone for a couple mill dollars

You: got caugth

Stranger: chump

You: that is why the allow me internet, but it's striched

You: can't go in to all sites

You: and i'm not sure if the can see what i write here

You: i just need something to do

Stranger: go to vtunnel.com

You: why?

Stranger: and enter the website you want to visit that's blocked

You: cool

Stranger: its a proxy server

You: wow, but if they find it out?

Stranger: basically it looks like the computer is using internet from another place

You: ok

You: will try it tomorrow

You: have to go, my time is soon up, and have to go back to my cell

Stranger: have fun

You: thanks

You have disconnected

 

Endret 26. mai 2009 av Geggse

[zennox]

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Stranger: hi

You: f/17/us, cyber?

Stranger: m 23 okay if you're not faking

You: what u mean faking?

Stranger: many of people say they are f but they are male actually

You: ew

You: thats gross!

You: but ok u go 1st

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: do you want me to be "soft" or "not so soft"?

You: i want you to be a man

Stranger: okay point is understood

Stranger: now we're standing together,

Stranger: i put my hand on your belly and begin to touch my lips to yours

You: as we make out i pusy you down on your bed and get over you

You: push*

Stranger: this is so fast

Stranger:

You: ok ill do slow

Stranger: we're kissing deeply and wildly

Stranger: i go to the neck licking and then to the ears.

You: i touch your big strong arms as you kiss me

Stranger: you now hear my breath

You: i whisper something in your ear as i start moving my hand downwards

Stranger: i turn you around put my hand in your mouth

Stranger: you're licking my fingers

You: i lick your fingers as i slip my hand down your pants, and start stroking you slowly

Stranger: my hand goes down your neck and enters beneath your shirt

You: as you touch my breast i start taking off my bra, and when im done we get down on bed

Stranger: my other hand goes towards up under your skirt

Stranger: grabbing your butt, and you put the skirt off

You: i whisper something naughty in your ear as i push your hand away

You: then i get low and start licking your belly

Stranger: my hand is lost in your hairs

You: i pull your pants down and start feeling up your penis as it grows harder

Stranger: i play with your nipples gently

You: i take off your shirt and your boxershorts and get in the position for 69

You: then i pull out my huge dick and start ramming your throat

You: i invite my big, strong brother along as he comes home

You: he gently forces his fist up your anus

You: before going into a twisted rampage

You: raping your anus so hard it starts to bleed

*det blir stille*

You: your turn honey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Geggse]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: f/17/us, cyber?

Stranger: m 23 okay if you're not faking

You: what u mean faking?

Stranger: many of people say they are f but they are male actually

You: ew

You: thats gross!

You: but ok u go 1st

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: do you want me to be "soft" or "not so soft"?

You: i want you to be a man

Stranger: okay point is understood

Stranger: now we're standing together,

Stranger: i put my hand on your belly and begin to touch my lips to yours

You: as we make out i pusy you down on your bed and get over you

You: push*

Stranger: this is so fast

Stranger:

You: ok ill do slow

Stranger: we're kissing deeply and wildly

Stranger: i go to the neck licking and then to the ears.

You: i touch your big strong arms as you kiss me

Stranger: you now hear my breath

You: i whisper something in your ear as i start moving my hand downwards

Stranger: i turn you around put my hand in your mouth

Stranger: you're licking my fingers

You: i lick your fingers as i slip my hand down your pants, and start stroking you slowly

Stranger: my hand goes down your neck and enters beneath your shirt

You: as you touch my breast i start taking off my bra, and when im done we get down on bed

Stranger: my other hand goes towards up under your skirt

Stranger: grabbing your butt, and you put the skirt off

You: i whisper something naughty in your ear as i push your hand away

You: then i get low and start licking your belly

Stranger: my hand is lost in your hairs

You: i pull your pants down and start feeling up your penis as it grows harder

Stranger: i play with your nipples gently

You: i take off your shirt and your boxershorts and get in the position for 69

You: then i pull out my huge dick and start ramming your throat

You: i invite my big, strong brother along as he comes home

You: he gently forces his fist up your anus

You: before going into a twisted rampage

You: raping your anus so hard it starts to bleed

*det blir stille*

You: your turn honey

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LOL, folk er morsomme der. Lurer på hvorfor han ikke svarte mer.

[zennox]

ble vel litt paff

[Geggse]

Kan godt tenkes. Mange morsomme her

[Mikkel™]

AEHAEHAEHAEH Diablo 2 win

 

 

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You:

You: ?

Stranger: asl?

You: Look out your window and guess

Stranger: i dont know.

Stranger: boy?

You: yes

Stranger: shit

You: if you want to know my age you have to go on a quest

Stranger: i am girl

You: first you must bring me the horadric cube

You: then you must bring me a hammer

You: a staff and a headpiece

You: only then can we stop Baal from destroying the world!

You: You better hurry, i sence a great evil permiating the air around here

Stranger: yes

You: Excellent!

You: Now take the staff to Tal'rashas tomb

Stranger: will you have sexual intercourse with me?

You: Yes

You: But only if you destroy Mephistos soulstone and purge the sacred sanctum of Diablo

Stranger: why

You: I am an old geezer

You: Its either you or that foul lady Bloodraven

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[EB_Veyron]

Cain ftw.

[Mikkel™]

Oh yes ...

[Mikkel™]

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Do you have more than four legs?

Stranger: lol//////

Stranger: no

Stranger: who is have four legs? lol

You: Do you have tits then?

You: I have four legs!

Stranger: haha....of course

Stranger: lol

You: Im a frikkin Kentaur show some respect you underworthy human!

Stranger: really?

You: Yes really

Stranger: ...

Stranger: not jokes

You: no Jokes

Stranger: haha....

You: i grew up near the remaining parts of Tjernobyl

Stranger: don't more i make funny

You: My mum was obviusly into animalsex so i guess she got pegnant with a horse or some

Stranger: i know all things are jokes

Stranger: dont anymore

You: Jokes?!

You: How can i joke about something as horrible as this?

Stranger: how many arms do you have?

You: If you grew up knowing that your mum got fucked by a horse and then got pregnant with you and you grew up beeing half a stallion and half a human, how would you live with that?

You: I only have 2 arms..

Stranger: haha...

Stranger: leg is 4?

You: But i frikkin bet my penis is longer than you!

You: 4 legs, 2 arms

Stranger: umm....

Stranger: i dont belive

You: Anyhow

You: Im off to the north pole to get me some lunch

Stranger: lol...

You: Tallyho you halfhorse-halfhuman hating basterd!

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[Stupedama]

SATAN! Jeg trodde ikke dette var noe for meg, men dette er jo faen meg feeeett. xD

 

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You: great!

You: hi!

You: U look lovely today

Stranger: hey

Stranger: why do you say like this

Stranger: you don't see me

You: Its a compliment.. y...dont like it?

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[Matsemann]

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Stranger: i am male

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Haha, ok.

[Mikkel™]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: no

Stranger: yes

You: no

Stranger: you are gay

You: no

Stranger: you aren't gay

You: im lesbian

Stranger: nice

You: no

Stranger: bad

You: no

Stranger: I has ss

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[Stupedama]

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Stranger: tran

You: nei takk

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[lilko]

Haha den var genial Jessita :!:

[Geggse]

Morsomste åpning på lenge:

 

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: from Hell in Norway

Stranger: why hell?

You: the place is called Hell

Stranger: wow

You: yeah

Stranger: awesome place

 

 

BTW, er det noen er som er fra Hell??

[Überadri]

Detta var gøy. Liker korte men morsomme samtaler:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i disconnect all the users on omegle

You: seriously? oh, fuc...

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[ingen sier noe på 1min]

You: silence is golden

[stille i 5min]

Stranger: .........................................................................

[har enda ikke disconnected etter et kvarter ellerno]

 

[...]

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Norway

Stranger: oh okay

You: you?

Stranger: do you like to eat cod and burn churches?

Stranger: finland

You: lol

[...]

[kris33]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: great

Stranger: somebody there

You: you sound like somebody who suck at math

You: what do you know about the correlation of the fractal of square?

Stranger: no

You: as I expected

Stranger: errrrr....

You: a lot about a person can be shished from the feeling of the words behind

Stranger: so what is that?

You: I shished that you wasn't as good as math as me. I also shished that you don't like that I am better than you

Stranger: it's okay

You: you're probably going to disconnect because you dislike my perfectionality

Stranger: i may learn somthing

You: yeah

Stranger: if you are female, i would stay

You: I am

Stranger: haha

You: you probably shished that

Stranger: unbelievable

You: yeah, the power of shishing is unimaginable

Stranger: umm...

You: what do you shish in me?

Stranger: what is the meaning of shish??

Stranger: im chinese, my english is not good enough

Stranger: where are you from clever girl

You: to shish means to see behind the curtain of a face of a person

You: to see the real soul behind the body

You: I'm from Britain

Stranger: oh i got it

You: shishing is like floating in a lake of souls

Stranger: oh i am shishing in my dream always

You: yeah, almost everybody are

You: it's quite fascinating

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 21

You: what about you?

Stranger: 24

Stranger: are you taking graduate eduction?

You: no, I own my own business

Stranger: unbelievable

Stranger: again:)

You: yeah, it's really a treat

You: controlling my own life

You: when to wake up and when to work

You: that's what I like the most about it

Stranger: oh you just work alone?

Stranger: what kinds of business?

You: Well, I have two employers, but in reality they're friends

You: web design and programming

Stranger: really~

Stranger: my work also like that

You: you also work with the web?

Stranger: yeah~ part of my work

Stranger: are you studying from computer science or related subjects?

You: I finished high school and started the business with my two friends right after

You: we are almost completely self learned

Stranger: that's cool

You: yeah, it's great

You: it's quite stressfull when deadlines are close though

Stranger: that means you have run your business couple of years?

You: yup

Stranger: haha sure

You: ?

You: 3 years

Stranger: stressful to meet deadline

Stranger: so you got some freelance to do?

You: we're basically two girls and one guy working on the same freelance web projects together

You: I'm the designer

Stranger: oicic

Stranger: that must be much fun work with ur friends

You: yeah, it's great work

You: but sometimes that can be a problem too

Stranger: im programmer

You: What languages?

Stranger: in my work?

You: what programming languages do you work with?

Stranger: php, javascript, as

Stranger: actionscript

You: okay

Stranger: how about urs

You: I only know a little bit php

You: but I'm quite good with HTML and CSS

You: and the JQuery Javascript platform

Stranger: yeah~ jQuery is pretty good thing

Stranger: im using it too

Stranger: css makes me crazy sometimes

Stranger: maybe we can exchange experience later

Stranger: may i have your contact?

Stranger: msn???

Stranger: it's because i gtg to watch football match~

You: same actually

You: I don't have MSN

Stranger: what same?

Stranger: oh~

You: Champions League

Stranger: YEAHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~

You: MAN U!

Stranger: MAN U WIN~~~~~~~~

You: yeah

You: well, if you need to contact me again, you will find me there

You: gotta go

You: bye

Stranger: Where??????????

You have disconnected.

Endret 27. mai 2009 av kris33

[Geggse]

Hadde den mest geniale samtalen på lenge, kjedet meg litt så jeg ble med på denne. Tok en litt morsom vending når jeg var elskeren til Sarah Connor og visste hvem T-2000 var

 

 

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Stranger: hello..?

You: hello

Stranger: ive just had the worst conversation on here. im kinda frustrated

You: ok

Stranger: please..!

You: what happend

Stranger: cheer me up!

You: be cool

Stranger: i've told Stranger a story. Stranger didn't believe me

You: i have had many bad conversations me too

You: wow

You: why?

Stranger: because He probably thought i was trying to fool him.. he just didnt knew everything is real..

You: ok

You: that is no good

Stranger: maybe you will believe me..?

You: yes

You: come on

You: tell me

Stranger: this is nice.. its very important... im on a very secret mission... i need help

You: ok

Stranger: You probably won't beleive this.. but..

Stranger: i.

Stranger: am---

Stranger: from the future.

You: oh cool

Stranger: 30 years from now

You: ok

You: you created a time machine?

Stranger: Everything known to an. will have vanished

Stranger: noo.. the machines did

You: ok

You: so who are u?

Stranger: they started with time travel and send a killermachine back to this present

Stranger: my name is.. Kyle Reese.. from the resistance

You: ok, so you are a serial killer?

Stranger: the future resiostance

You: cool man

You: I like it

Stranger: no.. im a soldier.

You: aha

You: to protect us?

Stranger: ive been send back into the past to protect an individual

Stranger: Her name is.. Sarah Conner.. She is in graeat Danger

You: lol

You: I know her

You: she is one of my lovers

Stranger: The machines have send a Machine-assassin.. a "Terminator" into your Timezone.. t kill her

You: she is on the run

Stranger: I must find her..

You: talked to her yesterday

Stranger: She is going to be in alot of trouble

Stranger: was she fine??

You: yeah

Stranger: How was she doing.? Behaviour??

You: she is/was a lover

You: just normal

Stranger: Did she meet anyone unusual..?

You: yeah

Stranger: Who?

You: her son

Stranger: I mean. a stranger..

You: and she was talking about meeting someone called T-2000

Stranger: Oh no..!

You: what?

Stranger: did she come into contact with it

Stranger: ?

You: don't know

Stranger: is she wounded?

Stranger: how is she ?? fine???

You: think she is about to meet him

You: haven't got contact with her since yesterday

Stranger: Is She?

Stranger: What ocation

Stranger: ?

Stranger: location#

You: don't know

You: she said something about north

You: north in europe

Stranger: where is she living.. i got to find her place?

Stranger: north EUROPE

Stranger: ?

You: she said something about going to Norway

Stranger: I think i was n th Us

Stranger: So this is still the Us and she plans to travel?

You: it was safer there she said

Stranger: ugh..

Stranger: Thats must be a trap!!!

You: either she is in Norway or on her way to Norway

You: she won't pick up here phone

Stranger: the T-2000 is waiting ther and wil blow her away!

Stranger: but she took it witrh her?? she must be in trouble

You: yes

Stranger: i got to folow her asap.

Stranger: wheres the airport

Stranger: I need some Money..

You: depends on where in Norway she was going to

Stranger: Would you please lend me some.. the fate of mankind rests on this.1

You: and sorry, but can't help you with money

Stranger: .

You: have to go fine her myself

Stranger: arghh. this is bad

You: yes i guess

You: who is T-2000?

Stranger: will have to rob some unlucky dude

Stranger: t-2000?

You: i thought T-2000 was a friend

Stranger: it's It - the Machine - The Terminator

Stranger: form the future

You: wow

You: oh, shit

Stranger: its some1 else?

You: i'm in trouble

Stranger: what happenbed?

You: well, just got a call that i need to get out of here ASAP

Stranger: it must have disguised itself..it can morph into any person

You: there are someone after me

Stranger: oh no..

You: oh yes

You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

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[boffeeen]

Fikk litt panikk når han sa han skulle stikke, så bare slang det ut

 

 

[Geggse]

Fikk litt panikk når han sa han skulle stikke, så bare slang det ut

 

 

LOL, han nekter for det og...... Konge..... Omegle er noe av det morsomste jeg har vært med på siden det jeg kan huske.