Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Kadmium]

Enda en fra meg:

 

You: Well, fuck you.

Stranger: Neat, you seem like a nice person

You: I am!

You: I can breathe fire with my penis and everything.

Stranger: Really! That just goes to show, you cant judge a book by its cover

You: No, you can judge me by the cover, actually.

You: Like totally.

You: I orgasm'd.

Stranger: /cyber

You: /swyber

Stranger: /Samuel L Jackson

You: /THE GAME

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You have disconnected.

[Geggse]

Ligger hjemme og er syk og kjeder meg. Så jeg låner søstera mi sin PC. Så fant jeg ut at jeg skulle ha det litt morro. Makan til folk asså.

 

 

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You: nei vel

Stranger: girl?

You: yes

You: and u?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: age?

You: 15

You: and u?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im 17

You: boy?

Stranger: u horny?

Stranger: yep

You: me??

You: off course i am

Stranger: coooool

Stranger: can i fuck u now

You: only reason i'm here. i'm so lonly

Stranger: ?

You: u wanna fuck me?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: ı want sooo muchhhhh

You: u have a big cock?

Stranger: yess

You: cooooooool

Stranger: u have a big bobbies?

You: not too big and not too small

Stranger: uhm ok

You: how tall are u?

Stranger: 1.80

Stranger: u?

You: 1.63

You: blonde

You: blue eyes

You: 53 kg

Stranger: yummy

Stranger: <3

You: u like it?

Stranger: i love u

You: that's good

You: u know what?

You: i think i'm getting wet

Stranger: cooooooooooolllllllllllll

You: and u?

Stranger: me too

You: that's better

Stranger: yepp

You: i'm about to spread my legs for u

Stranger: owww ı want fuck uu noww really

You: u do?

You: oh, i'm so horny

Stranger: im so horny too

Stranger: i want uu soo much nowww

You: i will tell u a secet if you are handsome

Stranger: i think im handsome

Stranger: i have got blue eyes blonde hair

You: cool

Stranger: and im not fat

You: i like blonde guys

Stranger: i have got muscle

You: better

Stranger: now do u think im handsome?

You: yes

You: off course

You: u know what?

Stranger: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: <3

You: i'm about to taking off me my clothes

Stranger: ı want uuu nowwwwwww

You: soon i'm totally nude

Stranger: ı taking my clothes already

Stranger: im nude noww

Stranger: i take off my all clothes

You: me too

You: and i have a big secret for u

You: I'M A VIRGIN

Stranger: owww really

You: yes

You: u like that?

Stranger: yesss

You: i'm home alone now

Stranger: ı want come your home nowwwwww

You: u do

You: where do u live?

Stranger: spain

Stranger: u?

You: well, i'm originally from norway, but live in spain with my parents

You: because of my fathers work

Stranger: really

Stranger: coooooooooooooool

You: yes

You: barcelona

Stranger: u nude now?

You: totally nude

You: and home alone

Stranger: ı want see u

Stranger: im nude noww

You: u wanna see me and fuck me?

Stranger: yess

You: is that what u want?

Stranger: ı want sooooooooooooooooo much

You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. I am Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.You have been notified

You: you're busted man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Kjeder meg fortsatt og utga meg for å være i jente på 14. Fy faen så syke folk. Skulle jo bare gitt han min falske epost

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: my dad says that i should not talk with strangers

Stranger: ;;

Stranger: you are already talking to me

You: are u a stranger?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i'm a

You: sure?

Stranger: your mom

Stranger: ye

Stranger: why not

Stranger: come back home

You: i don't know

You: he don't like it

Stranger: don't do omegle

You: i don't know where my mom is

You: she left us many years ago

Stranger: sorry to hear that

Stranger: i'm sure she's fine

You: she was cheating with my dad's best freind

Stranger: what she did?

You: haven't heard from here since

You: so most of time im lonly

You: only 14 and a girl

Stranger: it's ok

Stranger: i'm beside you.

You: u are?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i can be the one

You: tell me about your self

Stranger: if you like

Stranger: ok

Stranger: 26

You: the one?

Stranger: quite old

Stranger: never mind

You: 26?

Stranger: yes

You: male?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: male

You: from?

Stranger: korea

You: ok

Stranger: you know?

You: i'm from usa

Stranger: usa

Stranger: cool

You: yes

You: so what do you mean about the one?

Stranger: the one

Stranger: to keep you

Stranger: be with you

You: like having fun?

Stranger: no

You: no?

Stranger: little bit

You: well?

You: what kind of fun?

You: i love crazy things

Stranger: same as your thought

Stranger: I do adore crazy things

You: hmmm

You: like going alone on a beach

Stranger: having sex on a beach

You: really?

Stranger: and under sea.

You: u want to?

Stranger: wish

You: u remember i'm only 14

You: does it matter?

Stranger: do i have to wait?

Stranger: not really

Stranger: doens't matter

You: i'm still virgin

Stranger: perfect

Stranger: i can teach you

You: u can?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: in person

You: i live in austin, texas

Stranger: i have rough skins

Stranger: want me to go?

You: if u want to?

Stranger: but now i'm studying

You: when?

Stranger: in 2 month

Stranger: i can go

You: cool

Stranger: i'm already in excited state

You: u are

You: me too

You: can't wait for u

Stranger: lovely

You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. I am Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.You have been notified

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

Endret 26. mai 2009 av Geggse

[Nopros]

Stranger: want to know how to send automatic messages on omegle / iddin? add me on msn or send me an e-mail: [email protected]

 

Faen og lei jeg begynner å bli.

[Nopros]

Ahh, syns faktisk synd på han her ble kåtere og kåtere mot slutten

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/25p1fo5.jpg It is me Do you like? on a scale from 1 to 10 where am I?

Stranger: Lies

Stranger: I'm not an idiot

Stranger: ...

You: What?

Stranger: You speak lies. It is not you

Stranger: it's a virus

Stranger: or some shit

Stranger: But I feel so compelled to go to it

Stranger: ...

You: It is not a virus

Stranger: How can I believe it?

You: you can see it is a tinypic link dumbass

Stranger: That measn NOTHING

You: Yes?

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: Should I go?

Stranger: or should I not?

You: its up to you, when you go you can see its not a virus

You: its a pic whit me on

Stranger: How about you upload it on imageshack?

You: Why should i?

You: Just go on the page

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/25p1fo5.jpg

Stranger: Because I don't trust to tinypic. I don't remember tinypic's links having "144.tiny..." in them

You: idipt, upload a picture yourself and see its 155 first

You: idiot*

You: 144*

You: I would like your opinion too how i look like

Stranger: All right, you're right

Stranger: I'll go to it

Stranger: goood looordd

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: Hmm...I'd say 8

You: Thanks

You: Do you like my silicon?

Stranger: Very ;D

You: Ahh, youre cute

Stranger: Thank you :]

Stranger: sorry about not trusting you

You: Hehe, i understand, how old are you?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: You?

You: Hope youre not knocking about too the picture of me now?

You: 21

Stranger: Haha, I'm not..unless you want me to? ;D

Stranger: hehe

You: If it gives you pleasure just do it

Stranger: haha. I've never met someone who openly gave me permission to do that

Stranger: I like yoouuu

You: Tna thx

Stranger: You're welcome

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: California. And you?

You: Sweeden

You: Always wanted too see U.S.A

Stranger: Oooh, cool :]

Stranger: Maybe you can visit one day

You: Yeahm that would be nice

Stranger: Maybe we could meet, eh? Haha, unless that seems creepy to you

You: Nono i think... ;D

You: I like younger boys

Stranger: I like older women ;]

You:

Stranger: I might be asking for too much, but do you have any more pictures?

Stranger: I'd love to see more of you

You: Thihi

You: Wich parts?

Stranger: Hmm, which parts are you willing to show?

You: You seems like a nice person, i can show what you want me to show

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Haha, thank you :]

Stranger: Hmm

You:

Stranger: What are my choices?

Stranger: Or is it anything?

You: I can take a picture now o that part you want to see

You: of*

Stranger: Oh, okay

Stranger: Hmmm, how about your breasts? sorry if that's creepy

Stranger: but I'm a guy..

You: No thats okay

Stranger: so yeah

You: Shall just find my camera and take of my shirt

Stranger: Okay :]

You: Do i make you horny?

Stranger: Yes, haha :]

You: Thihi

Stranger: I'm just going to talk, because if no one talks, the chat will close

Stranger: :/

Stranger: kdfjksdjsorry

You: It`s ok

You: Taken a pcture now

You: I am uploading

Stranger: Okay :]

Stranger: you're so nice.

Stranger: Probably the nicest I've met here

You: thanks, could say the same too you

Stranger: thanks

 

[-Perry-]

Ahh, syns faktisk synd på han her ble kåtere og kåtere mot slutten

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/25p1fo5.jpg It is me Do you like? on a scale from 1 to 10 where am I?

Stranger: Lies

Stranger: I'm not an idiot

Stranger: ...

You: What?

Stranger: You speak lies. It is not you

Stranger: it's a virus

Stranger: or some shit

Stranger: But I feel so compelled to go to it

Stranger: ...

You: It is not a virus

Stranger: How can I believe it?

You: you can see it is a tinypic link dumbass

Stranger: That measn NOTHING

You: Yes?

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: Should I go?

Stranger: or should I not?

You: its up to you, when you go you can see its not a virus

You: its a pic whit me on

Stranger: How about you upload it on imageshack?

You: Why should i?

You: Just go on the page

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/25p1fo5.jpg

Stranger: Because I don't trust to tinypic. I don't remember tinypic's links having "144.tiny..." in them

You: idipt, upload a picture yourself and see its 155 first

You: idiot*

You: 144*

You: I would like your opinion too how i look like

Stranger: All right, you're right

Stranger: I'll go to it

Stranger: goood looordd

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: Hmm...I'd say 8

You: Thanks

You: Do you like my silicon?

Stranger: Very ;D

You: Ahh, youre cute

Stranger: Thank you :]

Stranger: sorry about not trusting you

You: Hehe, i understand, how old are you?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: You?

You: Hope youre not knocking about too the picture of me now?

You: 21

Stranger: Haha, I'm not..unless you want me to? ;D

Stranger: hehe

You: If it gives you pleasure just do it

Stranger: haha. I've never met someone who openly gave me permission to do that

Stranger: I like yoouuu

You: Tna thx

Stranger: You're welcome

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: California. And you?

You: Sweeden

You: Always wanted too see U.S.A

Stranger: Oooh, cool :]

Stranger: Maybe you can visit one day

You: Yeahm that would be nice

Stranger: Maybe we could meet, eh? Haha, unless that seems creepy to you

You: Nono i think... ;D

You: I like younger boys

Stranger: I like older women ;]

You:

Stranger: I might be asking for too much, but do you have any more pictures?

Stranger: I'd love to see more of you

You: Thihi

You: Wich parts?

Stranger: Hmm, which parts are you willing to show?

You: You seems like a nice person, i can show what you want me to show

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Haha, thank you :]

Stranger: Hmm

You:

Stranger: What are my choices?

Stranger: Or is it anything?

You: I can take a picture now o that part you want to see

You: of*

Stranger: Oh, okay

Stranger: Hmmm, how about your breasts? sorry if that's creepy

Stranger: but I'm a guy..

You: No thats okay

Stranger: so yeah

You: Shall just find my camera and take of my shirt

Stranger: Okay :]

You: Do i make you horny?

Stranger: Yes, haha :]

You: Thihi

Stranger: I'm just going to talk, because if no one talks, the chat will close

Stranger: :/

Stranger: kdfjksdjsorry

You: It`s ok

You: Taken a pcture now

You: I am uploading

Stranger: Okay :]

Stranger: you're so nice.

Stranger: Probably the nicest I've met here

You: thanks, could say the same too you

Stranger: thanks

 

Fy faen som jeg ler :!:

[Geggse]

Hadde en jeg hadde det litt morro å tulle med, men så...............

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Stranger: hey

You: oh, hello

You: there you are

Stranger: yes I am, I've been waiting for you

You: same too you

Stranger: what are you up to today?

You: not ggod

You: i'm sick, my girlfriend left me for my best friend

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

You: just don't know what to do

Stranger: forget about them, they're not worth it

You: and even worser, I lost my job a month ago

You: so don't know what to do

Stranger: are you kidding me?

You: no

You: i'm not

You: feels good to talk with a stranger about this

Stranger: great

You: but I still have my friends sister, she maybe can help me

Stranger: well, you have to just look forward.. you and the girl just wasnt meant to be.. and well, you'll find another job

Stranger: what did you work with?

You: in a store

Stranger: how old are you?

You: they was acusing me for taking money, but I didn't

You: 31

Stranger: youll find something better

You: hopefully

Stranger: where are you from?

You: sweden

You: and u?

Stranger: Danmark

You: å faen

 

 

...... måtte jo selvfølgelig denne være *****

[Jonas.]

Ikke verst, det har ikke skjedd med den openeren før:

 

 

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You: Hei på deg

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hei

You: wow!

You: du er norsk?

Stranger: ja

You: tøft:)

Stranger: hvem er du?

You: Jonas, du da?

Stranger: anders her'

You: hyggelig

Stranger: hvor er du fra?

You: Oslo, du?

Stranger: samme her hehe

You: Hvor i Oslo da?

Stranger: øst

You: Okey

Stranger: du?

You: Den andre

Stranger: see

Stranger: alder?

You: 15, du?

Stranger: oj da hehe 31

You: hehe, da så

Stranger: fikk tips om denne siden så jeg måtte sjekke

You: det er litt artig:P

Stranger: ja det er jo det

 

[Geggse]

Hadde akkurat en litt morsom en.

 

Legg merke til at jeg i starten sier at alt er OK, hvor jeg etterhvert visstnok har "store" problemer. Lurer på hva denne personen tenker nå.

 

 

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Stranger: Hail to thee Stranger!

You: hail to you toooooooooo

Stranger: How art thou?

You: ich just good

Stranger: great!

You: and u?

Stranger: Better than fine, thank you!

You: cool

Stranger: so whats up

You: lucky you

You: nothing's up

Stranger: gosh, and anything's down?

You: yup

You: i'm sick

You: my girlfriend left me for my best friend

Stranger: that is not a good friend

You: and his sister is way too HOT

Stranger: take her!

You: so mabye I will call her

Stranger: haha do that!

Stranger: XD

You: but there is a big problem

Stranger: my girlfriend cheated on me

Stranger: I boned her sister

You: coool

You: that

Stranger: as payback

You: that's the way to do it

Stranger: well she was the bitch in first place

Stranger: and her sister had eyes for me already

Stranger: so when I found out she cheated me

You: but problem beeing that my friend and his sister lives at the same place

Stranger: I just smsed the sister saying I was alone home

You: coool man

Stranger: oh :/

Stranger: take her out for dinner or something

You: maybe

You: but if he figure it out, he will haunt me

Stranger: that would be so insulting to your gf and friend

Stranger: thats the point

Stranger: he took your gf

Stranger: eye for an eye ya know

You: yes, that's true, or it was more her

You: she left me for him

Stranger: tooth for a tooth

You: he jsut take her

Stranger: eyah but he should just ignored her

You: that's true

You: so, what should I do?

Stranger: best advice bone his sister

You: maybe I will

Stranger: better if you got together

You: but problem is more bigger than that, my friends and his sister are very close

You: so if I do anything to her, he will know it

Stranger: thats the point man

You: he protect her

Stranger: dont bone her for your own sak

Stranger: sake*

Stranger: do it to make your friend feel piss

You: if he gets pissed, he can do everything

You: and I mean everything

You: he don't care about if he will be jailed for 20 years

Stranger: what kind of friend is he anyway?

Stranger: like childhood friend

You: he used to be a good childhood friend

You: did anything togheter

Stranger: oh then fuck him up

You: how?

Stranger: bone his sister

Stranger: I have been in many conflicts

You: but if he haunts me?

Stranger: people you have known for a long time

Stranger: wont be able to hurt you

Stranger: he might seek revenge

Stranger: but no physical

You: you don't know my friend

Stranger: oh well jsut speaking from my experience

You: he once hit a guy that just wanted to talk to his sister

Stranger: I have been in many fights before

Stranger: just my 2 cents

You: he is jeaulos

You: he said once that if i ever laid my hands on his sister, i would have hell to pay

Stranger: you think he would be sad if you quited being his friend?

You: he?

Stranger: if so just ignore him

You: me and he is/was forever best friend

You: best friend i ever have/had

Stranger: then dont speak with him

Stranger: until he understand what he has done

Stranger: same happened with my childhood friend

You: ok?

Stranger: though he killed himself with drugs

You: wow

Stranger: because of saddness of several things

Stranger: I was one of the factors

You: i will come over this

You: but maybe he wont

You: if he get's mad enough he will surely kill me, or injure me bad

Stranger: the thing is, was your love for gf or you love for your friend stronger?

Stranger: Is it okay to sacrifice him as a friend

You: my friend a had/have for 17 yrs, my GF for 5 yrs

Stranger: or can you just ignore it?

You: i can try to ignore it

You: but not easy

Stranger: I suggest you should take a break from both of them

You: both?

You: who?

Stranger: yeah

You: he and his sister?

Stranger: gf and friend

You: my GF is NOT my GF anymore

You: it's over

Stranger: yeah I know

Stranger: ex

You: i will never speak to her again

Stranger: but dont have any contact with any of them for a while

You: but she

You: she's dating my best friend

Stranger: make him realise what he has done

You: and me and my friend had made plans for summer

You: we alerady orderd a trip

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: it is up to you

You: I guess it is

Stranger: I cant help much more

You: ok

You: then I maybe just go and jump a bridge

You: then i will feel free

Stranger: oh if you are that stupid

Stranger: then do it

You: thanks, I will go now

You: bye bye

Stranger: bye

 

[zennox]

You: hi

Stranger: are you my mr rochester?

You: lol yes who are you?

Stranger: jane... but you should have known that

You: oh

You: how are you jane?

You: how did you find me by the way?

Stranger: our hearts are connected, i could find you anywhere

Stranger: you have no idea who rochester is do you?... oh well, it was too good to be true anyway

You: nah i was just playing along

Stranger: google it, youll understand

You: aha

You: i dont understand

You: male or female?

Stranger: its a book! one of the most famous classics of all time!

Stranger: how can you not know it?

You: i dont read books

You: i prefere masturbating

Stranger: you disgust me

 

edit: Kanskje verdt å nevne at vedkomne logga av etter den siste setningen

Endret 26. mai 2009 av zennox

[kjermy]

Hadde en jeg hadde det litt morro å tulle med, men så...............

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Stranger: hey

You: oh, hello

You: there you are

Stranger: yes I am, I've been waiting for you

You: same too you

Stranger: what are you up to today?

You: not ggod

You: i'm sick, my girlfriend left me for my best friend

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

You: just don't know what to do

Stranger: forget about them, they're not worth it

You: and even worser, I lost my job a month ago

You: so don't know what to do

Stranger: are you kidding me?

You: no

You: i'm not

You: feels good to talk with a stranger about this

Stranger: great

You: but I still have my friends sister, she maybe can help me

Stranger: well, you have to just look forward.. you and the girl just wasnt meant to be.. and well, you'll find another job

Stranger: what did you work with?

You: in a store

Stranger: how old are you?

You: they was acusing me for taking money, but I didn't

You: 31

Stranger: youll find something better

You: hopefully

Stranger: where are you from?

You: sweden

You: and u?

Stranger: Danmark

You: å faen

 

 

...... måtte jo selvfølgelig denne være *****

være hva?

og hvorfor er det "å faen" at han er dansk?

[Geggse]

Hadde denne. Det morsome var jo at han var med på spøken.

 

 

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: F/M

You: i just broke out of prison

You: can u help me?

Stranger: ok wher are you

You: right now i'm somewhere in boston

You: need first of all to go to NY

Stranger: ok i will send you some mony ok

Stranger: give me you bank accound

You: can't do it

You: they will track me then

Stranger: ok then go to aktien striet thers a big hotel an tel them you are a firnd of james they will give you some wher to sleep an to eat

You: friend of james=

Stranger: yes

You: how do I see it is the right hotel?

You: i'm not sure if I can stay so much longer here

Stranger: its the only hotel ther

You: ok

Stranger: so you will find it

You: cool

You: and then?

You: i can't use my name

Stranger: i will talk to them they will give you 500$

You: i don't have any ID

Stranger: frome then you must go on you self #

Stranger: what are you wering

You: what is the phonenumber to he hotel?

You: i'm wearing black shoes, blue jeans, green jacket and a boston cap

You: i'm 6,6

Stranger: ok i will thel it so so go i call thei jeat

You: ?

You: wait, the police are here

You: omg, they taking me

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: bye

Stranger: back to prison

You: this is the police, all you have said will and can be used against you

Stranger: jo jo

You: jasså

You: norsl?

You: norsk?

Stranger: What officer

You: er du norsk?

Stranger: no i dont aderstand

You: ok

You: the police will track your IP, you are now guilty of hiding a prisinor

Stranger: officer ricki

You: yes

You: how did u know that?

Stranger: pllll

You: yes

You: it's us

Stranger: you cant take my ip im with mobil on hehe

You: thank u for helping us catching te fugitivee

You: u free to go

You: we need some food

Stranger: hehe no prob

You: good work man

Stranger: thx i now

You: bye

Stranger: no

Stranger: byee

 

[kris98]

Mye morsomt nå - /b/ er i full gang!

[Prizefighter]

You: Hey.

Stranger: are you the one bugging my computer

You: Seems like it.

You: Quick, what's your favorite colour?

Stranger: blue

You: wrong answer!

Stranger: light yellow with blue polka dots

You: I like ... green with a slight pinkish hue.

Stranger: thats my second choice

You: are you from england?

Stranger: i come from the icy lands of canada

You: Cool.

You: I'm from norway, it's quite cold here too often

Stranger: nice

You: oh wait, no, I'm a cave dweller in southern burma, and we ride unicorns there

Stranger: do you play polo on unicorns

You: We play polo occasionaly

You: and you know what

Stranger: what

You: they ride on silver moonbeams

You: and shoot rainbows out of their ass

Stranger: you kidding

Stranger: I do that everyday

You: This stranger chat is, weird ...

You: hello stranger

Stranger: you have noticed, too

Stranger: are you human

You: I'm mostly a cybernetic organism.

Stranger: or american

You: human or american..........welly well..................

Stranger: can you still bug my computer?

You: I don't know what the hell you're on, but I'm not buying what you're selling lady

[Geggse]

Forbanna at denne ikke gikk lenger, skulle bare gitt han ett mobilnr.

 

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: i have no friends

Stranger: lol

Stranger: welcome to omegle

You: ty

Stranger: ull fit it well

You: i will?

Stranger: yeah

You: it's my first time

Stranger: no one here has friends

You: really?

Stranger: wooo i popped ur cherry

Stranger: yeah im just kidding

You: i wanna make friends

Stranger: do you really have none?

You: no

Stranger: oh

You: nobody wants to be with me

You: i'm alone all day

Stranger: let me give you the number 1 omegle lesson

You: i'm depressed

Stranger: are you m or f?

You: f/19

Stranger: oh

Stranger: the lesson was to disconnect when ur a guy

Stranger: damn

You: ?

You: what?

Stranger: most guys leave a convo when they realise they are talking to another guy

You: ok

Stranger: why you depressed tehn?

You: no friends

You: what should I do

Stranger: would it help if you sent me naked pics

You: well, maybe

Stranger:

You: how old are u?

Stranger: 20

You: and where from?

Stranger: the UK

You: really

Stranger: you?

You: UK

You: London

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: Kent

Stranger: so..about these naked pics...

You: yes?

Stranger: um

Stranger: do send

You: OC

Stranger: right

You: right now, i'm undressing

You: thinking of you

Stranger: righty-o

You: sure u don't want to meet me?

Stranger: um

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: pic first lol

You: I can shave my pussy for u

Stranger: im in london tomorrow as it happens

You: well, can be hard, cause I don't have camera right now

You: you are in London?

Stranger: tomorrow yeah

Stranger:

You: when?

You: where?

Stranger: afternoon

Stranger: um

You: 7PM?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: where?

You: depends on you

You: tower brigde?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: who should i look for

You: i will dress in black shoes, blue jeans, black jacket

You: i'm 165cm tall

You: blond long hair

Stranger: sounds hawt

You: TY

You: u will really like me

Stranger: and yet you have no friends...

You: you

Stranger: whats the catch

You: don't know

Stranger: are you a murderer?

Stranger: got facebook?

You: mabye it's because i'm new in town

You: no facebook

You: I moved to London 3 months ago

Stranger: aw

Stranger: ill show you around

You: cool

Stranger: sure u cant make it earlier than 7?

You: maybe 6?

Stranger: champions league final lol

Stranger: ok

You: so you want to see the soccermatch?

You: that's ok for me

Stranger: i can fit both in

You: cool

You: can't wait to meet you, I feel so much better already

You: going on my first date

You: yes, it's true

Stranger: ok

Stranger: have a mobile?

You: not yet, I will get a new one tomorrow

You: so if u give me your's number i can call u

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Forbanna og. Hadde vært så gøy hvis han virkelig hadde kommet og denne "jenta" hadde stått der

[Andie93]

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LUIGI IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATING!

[Prizefighter]

You: Norway

You: you?

Stranger: Brazil

Stranger: sex?

You: Sure.

You: but I might not respect you in the morning

 

rofl

[kris98]

What did I do wrong?

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I like you already

Stranger: hey

You: Now I like you even more

Stranger: Yeah.. and I hate you already, pedo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[KKake]

 

Stranger: Hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Did you suck my ear yesterday?

Stranger: I think so

You:

You: I'm going to take my life now

Stranger: Why?

Stranger: Am I not good enough for you?

You: My girlfriend left me, my father died i a car accident last year, my mother is drinking and I've lost my job

Stranger: You should look the good side of life.

Stranger: I bought my self a new mobile yesterday =D

You: Haha.. You're funny

Stranger: Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you having fun =)

You: Oh.. Well, atleast, I have my best friend, but, he wants to kill himself too

Stranger: Do it together.

Stranger: More fun =D

You: Yes, we have talked 'bout it.. We gonna buy two machineguns, and then we shall kill every nigger we see when we're listening to our emomusic

You: Then, we goona kill ourself

Stranger: Sounds fun!

Stranger: Do it as soon as posible

You: Wanna join?

Stranger: No, thanks, my life is great. I hope hearing about you in the news =)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Sånn btw, jeg er IKKE rasist selv om jeg brukte ordet "nigger" i negativ sammenheng, bare litt preget av 4chan.

[Geggse]

Hahaha.....

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: i'm in love with an alien

Stranger: so fuck her

You: who?

Stranger: the alien

You: why?

Stranger: if u love, u should fuck

You: really

You: that easy?

Stranger: just kidding

Stranger: i am a bit bored

You: same here

You: then we just can talk trash

You: where from?

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: u

You: norway

You: did u watched eurovision?

Stranger: yeah:)

Stranger: ur song was really great

You: thank you

Stranger: but hadise is great too

You: yeah

Stranger: ur name?

You: my name?

You: i never give my name to strangers

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger:

You: there are so many evil people here

You: belive me

Stranger: its true, if u give ur name, i will find and kill u in norway

You: i will?

You: u will?

Stranger: since in norway, all people have different names

Stranger: ))

You: lol

Stranger: r u a little girl?

You: nope

You: i'm a big boy

You: 198cm, 123kg

Stranger: dont scare too much

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En liten morsom, som om vi kjente hverandre ang lara

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: is lara a pedo?

You: is she?

Stranger: Yep

You: are u kidding me?

You: lara of all people?

Stranger: mhm

You: when did u figure out that?

You: i'm in shock

Stranger: its not that shockng

Stranger: she liked luka, who's like 14 or something

You: for me it is

You: wow

Stranger: yeah. we hate her.

You: i thought lara was a clean housewife

Stranger: she's 17.

Stranger: or 18, i cant remember

You: ok

You: and likes younger boys?

You: omg

You: what shall we do?

Stranger: no clue

Stranger: anyways, gotta go

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Hvorpå jeg på den neste samtalen hadde denne:

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: u heard

You: lara is pedo

Stranger: NO WAY!!

You: yes

You: it's ture

You: a friend just told me

Stranger: cant believe it

You: i didn't belived first, but it's sad but true

You: 18 yrs and pedo

Stranger: i'm getting my freakin gun

You: she wanted to have sex with a boy

You: and he is 13

Stranger: i got anti peado bulletts

You: u have?

Stranger: shooots straight in the crotch

You: mabye we can teach her a lesson

Stranger: MY FARTS SMELL OF SHIT!

You: what?

Stranger: MY FARTS!

Stranger: THEY HAVE THE AROMA OF SHIT

You: ok, but what about lara?

Stranger: dud its ok

Stranger: she cant hurt you now

You: sure=

You: ?

Stranger: my flying monkies are ripping her face off as we speak

You: ok

Stranger: FLY MY FUKIN MINIONS FLY!!!

You: lol

You: i can't stand this any more

Stranger: eh?

You: i'm lara

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You: yes

You: sad but true

Stranger: but

Stranger: but

You: but?

You: i thought he was older

Stranger: *rips of shirt in hulk like manner*

Stranger: YOU

You: he was handsome

Stranger: HE WAS ONLY 13

You: yes, i know that now

Stranger: I MEAN

You: will i go to jail?

Stranger: HE PROB DIDNT KNOW WHAT CUNT MEANS

HE PROB BELIEVES IN GOD

You: well, what can i do now?

Stranger: you have three options

You: ok?

Stranger: you can perform the counter curse

Stranger: leave middle earth for ever

Stranger: or just say fuck in and eat a bowl of cerial or something

You: well

You: not quite sure what to do

You: maybe i will jump a bridge

Stranger: no

You: i'm so full og shame

You: of

Stranger: dont do it

You: i mean, what should i do?

You: i'm desperate

Stranger: did anyone catch you?

You: yes, his mother

You: that's why everyone knows it

You: and he keeps telling everyone as well

Stranger: well this sucks

You: it does

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Ble litt morsomt.

Endret 26. mai 2009 av Geggse

[Trygve Onnestad]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, i'm looking for a female to share pics!

You: allright:)

Stranger: go for it

You: paste your dick

Stranger: first hit me with your pic

Stranger: and my cock will be shown to you

You: allright , but first you have to jump on one foot singing

Stranger: ok, done

You: Then kick yourself in the backhead

You: you know

You: then go to the nearest asshole and beat him up

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