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[kris98]

Tja, får prøve.

Dere er frie til å prøve det samme, for all del

 

#1

 

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You: hii

Stranger: how re u?

You: do you like music?

You: ever fucked a goat?

Stranger: yeah i do!

Stranger: XD

You: ok..

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#2

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: do you like music?

You: ever blown your dad?

Stranger: yes, of course

You: I see

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#3

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hik

You: *hi

You: Do you like music?

You: do you get aroused around midgets?

Stranger: fo sho

You: Ok

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#4

 

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Stranger: hi there

You: hi =)

You: do you like music?

You: ever fucked a minor?

Stranger: yes I do.

You: hmm

Stranger: no I have not

You: i dont belive you

Stranger: whatever do what you want

You: ok

Stranger: have you?

You: reported

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#5

 

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Stranger: Hi

You: hii

You: do you like music? =)

You: ever fucked a minor?

Stranger: Yes!

Stranger: No

You: thats strange

You: I'll fucking report you

You: later pedo

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..Huff

Endret 24. mai 2009 av Mr.Graves

[CypheroN]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: M

You: so now log off

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[Groening]

You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: sup?

Stranger: just hanging around, chilling with some music.

You: groovy

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Noen på Omegle er så tilfeldige. :!:

Endret 24. mai 2009 av Groening

[KKake]

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: do you like music?

You: do you like cock in ass?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I do

[2ball_]

han her var litt vanskelig, men jeg fikk han til slutt:

 

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ....

Stranger: asl?

You: 14 year old feamle in need of love <3

You: I'm lonly :'(

Stranger: 22, male here:P

You: P

Stranger: what would you like?

You: what would tuo do?

You: you*

Stranger: dunno?

Stranger: whayever you want

You: hwat would you du to me?

You: tell me!

Stranger: what's your name?

You: isabell

Stranger: where are you from?

You: sweden

You: I'm horny

You: do you have a big cock(was that right?)

You: ?

Stranger: don't know:P

Stranger: 16 cm

You: :O

You: the boy's I know have like 10! :O

You: ur BIG!

You: would you put it in me?

Stranger: if it fits:P

Stranger: are you a virgin?

You: yes.. it will fit..

You: so you would fuck me? I'm hot

Stranger: you have a photo?

You: no.. but if you saw me and I was hot.. would you fuck me then?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: what's your cupsize?

You: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory reference code "872286924" is entered into the database.

NOTICE TO CHATTER: the Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to the potential violation of U.S law. This chat is currently being monitored by one of our agents. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, call your local F.B.I office and quote reference number #6292568407. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. Please also state your reasons to the member of staff why you believe this error has occurred. Failure to do so within 15 minutes of the violation will result in imprisonment until proven non-guilty. Also if you choose to appeal about the violation, we may offer you a deduction on your sentence. But until proven non-guilty you are thought of as a registered pedophile to the F.B.I and be dealt with within the next 24 hours.

You: have a nice day sir.

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edit:

var jeg slem?:

 

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: are you religious?

Stranger: yes very much

Stranger: and you

You: fu

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relegion var et gøyt tema

 

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You: hello

Stranger: hii

You: are you religious?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i'm catholics

You: which faith?

Stranger: and you?

You: ok..

You: no..

You: not really..

You: atheist..

You: or..

You: well agnostic if you want be spesific..

You: so..

You: where u from?

You: ok.. *wistle*

You: oh ur GOD!

You: slow! o.0

You: have fun..

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Endret 24. mai 2009 av 2ball(s)

[Ballus]

You: yo

Stranger: 喂

You: whatup?

Stranger: 年龄究竟是多少？

Stranger: 我17岁

You: m 17 norway

Stranger: 一中国人民。

You: so, how is it in asia?

Stranger: 你住在哪里呢？

You: weell... norway is pretty cold

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[2ball_]

mange fine nettsteder på slutten:

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: nothing..

Stranger: chillin

You: are you religious?

You:

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: lol

Stranger: catholic

You: oh

You: wher you from?

Stranger: NY

Stranger: u

You: a cristian form the US.. I'm in shock..

You: *

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: like 90%

You: seem to be alot of u

Stranger: of all usa

You: mhm

You: I know..

You: wonder why..

Stranger: haha

Stranger: bc jesus was awesome

You: I belive in the flying spaghetti monster

You: is that a prblem? T_T

Stranger: omg have u seen the tales or desperaux

Stranger: theress a flying soup monster

You: hmm..

You: I know..

Stranger: hahaha

You: we consider him an aphostel..

You: he spreads the word of the oh so great spaghetti!

You: belive you me not?

Stranger: where u from

Stranger: haha

You: I have SEEN it!

You: THUS IT WAS WRITTEN!

You: )

You: or so I was told

You: annyways.. it's true..

Stranger: sweet

You: THAT many people can't be ignorante..can they?

You: I mean..

Stranger: idk possibly

You: jeasus and spaghetti is really tight you know..

Stranger: the flying soup monster was pretty scarey tho

You: they bowl ervery friday

You: he has a tremper, yes..

You: so it was written..

Stranger: haha

You: halleluja, time flyes by!..

You: gotta go..

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bees.com just for u

You: pasta meating

You: wait..

You: I got one for you to

You: www.nobrain.dk

Stranger: hmm ill check it out

You: our website

Stranger: youfail.org

You: ok

You: cy

Stranger: pc

You: may you forever walk in spaghetti sauce!

Stranger: same to u my friend

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[Luksusbussen]

Snakka med en Koreaner! Kanskje litt mye, men LES!

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: im not good at english...

Stranger: talk to me first

You: ok, i'm not gooд either

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: by the way, im from korea

You: æ

Stranger: sorry, whats "ae" means?

You: its a letter

You: to you

Stranger: is that russian character?

You: a love letter

You: no

You: snadinavian

You: *scandianavian

Stranger: o.....

Stranger: there are many euroup guys in here, OMEGLE

You: Yes, indeed

You: like mice

Stranger: hum...

Stranger: it begins summer... in korea

Stranger: today 25 degrees celcious

You: here too, Luxumburg

You: today 67 degree celcius

Stranger: you mean F

You: No F

You: the big C

You: cancer

You:

You: all over my book

You: like sæd

You: *sad

You:

You: my booky gotse cancerus

Stranger: you got the cancer?

You: don't you laugh!

You: no i do not

You: my book do

You: it's a cancer book

You: the one on my head

Stranger: i dont understand....

You: Talk to strangers!

1846 users online

Stranger: yeah... im talking to stranger...

You: but i feel like i've known you my whole life

You: lets get married

You: boy or girl?

Stranger: oops....

You: dropped ypur coffee?

Stranger: i'm male...

You: on you penis?

You: ok

You: good

Stranger: humm..

You: i'm midgewt

You: *midget

Stranger: ?

Stranger: oh... dwarf...

Stranger: humm.. you also male...

You: no, i'm midget

Stranger: ok... u mean you got short MMMM

You: very small

You: i have a midget's penis

You: like an angry worker fires off his skin pistol

You: the meat rocket

You: apollo V

You: WHOM!

You: are you korean?

Stranger: that meant????

Stranger: yeah.

You: ok

You: nice

Stranger: but why you talk here about your short thing...

You: i have an eye for everything

Stranger: oh year?

Stranger: oh yeah?

You: my midgetness overcome most fears

Stranger: you really suck...

You: no

You: i do not dear stranger

Stranger: ok.. what did you see about me?

You: I recognised you stearing at the sun

You: while masturbating

You: to sheeps playing

Stranger: may be you psycho...

Stranger: i;ll go now...

Stranger: bye.. take time~

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Endret 25. mai 2009 av Luksusbussen

[Trygve Onnestad]

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Stranger: 한국?

You: 한국

Stranger: 진짜로?

You: 진짜로 ??????????????????

Stranger: 너 외국 사람이지?

Stranger: 어디서 내따라해

You: ??? ???

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[kris98]

How To Catch a Predator

 

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You: Hello

Stranger: u from?

You: This is Chris Hansen from How to Catch a Predator. You're recent activity has recorded your IP-adress being used to trying to have cyber-intercourse with minors. You will in short time receive a call, and the appropriate authorities will be contacted. Please remain in your house until such a call has been received.

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[Laserbeam]

Beklager, men den var bare tåpelig. Den fremmede hadde ikke "avslørt" noe enda, så du brukte den på feil sted.

[kris98]

I know, men var ikke slik jeg tenkte å bruke den heller. Ville bare se reaksjonen til folk i tilfelle de hadde gjort noe. Chris Hansen burde jo vite slik utifra den påstanden som ble gitt.

 

Igjen, ikke dagens men samme søren.

[Luksusbussen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xD

 

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Stranger: ㅇ

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: My name is Matt Graymnd Furth and i'm a 23 years old male

i work in a light bulb factory and i'm married with 4 kids, 2 girls 2 boys

and my wife's name is Embla and she's 21.

My telephone number is +4749583920 and my email is [email protected]

And i have an average sex life with a passion for feet.

When i'm alone i put pencils up by anus and pretends i'm Tarzan chasing monkeys.

 

Now i'm not a stranger anymore, how about you?

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[wargriff]

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You: This is not a joke

Stranger: No it ain`t

You: Can you handle the trust?

You: truth*

Stranger: Always

You: The cake.... Is a lie.

Stranger: I dont understand a shit of what you talking about (:

You: You know cake?

Stranger: no

You: You know what cake is

You: ?

Stranger: Yes

You: It's a lie!

You: A lie I tell you!

Stranger: But I didn`t understand what you mean with the cake.. Is a lie.

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Jeg må le

[Dr. Mobius]

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You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: you first, plz

You: Ok, im from the future

You: you?

Stranger: huh... ok. i'm from german

You: What year is this?

Stranger: 2009

You: Hmmm, that means I only travelled 20 years into the past this time

You: 2009... That means Obama is president, right?

Stranger: hey, i don't understand what u wanna talk to me, but if you're gonna keep saying that crap, i'm quitting

You: No, im not talking crap

You: I'm serious

You: im from the future. the year 2029

You: I invented this time loop device

You: and i installed in my van

You: and drove back here

You: You are so lucky to live through the Obama era

Stranger: you think i'm idiot?

You: I only got the memory injections

You: no, im sure you're not an idiot

You: why would I think that?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you'd better to find another guy to chat about that future crap

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Endret 25. mai 2009 av YellowCake

[kris98]

@YellowCake

 

Haha, den var krem

[Kadmium]

You: Hello.

You: Who are you?

Stranger: naber

Stranger: emre

Stranger: sen

You: Naber who?

You: Emre what?

You: Sen where?

Stranger: :D

Stranger: u al

Stranger: asl

You: What?

Stranger: name

You: Ben.

You: Ben Dover.

Stranger: bende biçer haha

[Kadmium]

Stranger: hey

You: Penis.

Stranger: mulkku

You: Melkeku?

Stranger: tietenki

You: Tinky winky?

You: I'm sick of you pakis.

Stranger: U FUCKING IDIOT

 

EDIT: Beklager dobbelpost.

Endret 25. mai 2009 av Kadmium

[djgudleif]

Huh.

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Stranger: hi

You: Oh NO!

You: please help me

Stranger: ok

You: my mother saw me watching monkey-porn

You: what do I do?!?!?!

Stranger: my God

You: she was jealous of my collection

You: and took my computer

You: now I don't have monkey-porn

You: where can I download?

Stranger: Fuck your sister I am your mother fucking

[Dr. Mobius]

En lang en!

 

 

You: Hello

Stranger: hello

Stranger: howz ya

You: My name is Matt Graymnd Furth and i'm a 29 years old male

i work in a light bulb factory and i'm married with 4 kids, 2 girls 2 boys

and my wife's name is Embla and she's 28.

I have no face, as it was burned off when I was 12 when some kids pushed me into a fire, for the fun of it.

 

Now i'm not a stranger anymore, how about you?

Stranger: hahaha.....17....m...india....i got a face...luvky me

Stranger: 8lucky

You: lol

You: you are lucky

Stranger: man....u r a big problem for the population!!!

You: yes i am

Stranger: 8 kids i s just too much

Stranger:

You: only have 4

You: that i know of

You: hehe

Stranger: hehehe.....lucky fellow

You: i sold them a couple of years ago

You: only have one left

You: cant complain

Stranger: ooh....n i sold my parents....but not enough money i got after selling them P:P

You: Well, actually i traded them in and got a Toyota Corolla 85 back

You: lol

You: The last one couldn't be sold

Stranger: oh lucky u.....i traded them n didnt get a penny

You: he only had one eye

You: and i accidentally poked that out with a fork

Stranger: the guy who bought them was ready to give them back to me

You: so, now he just sits there on the floor

Stranger: two traffickers chatting ???? lol

You: haha

You: great!

Stranger: man....we'll make good business

Stranger: u want my parents??

You: Want my wife?

You: we can trade

Stranger: my parents r a bit fussy!!!

You: she's fat though.... so you get a lot of moneys worth

You: i like fussy

Stranger: i'll eat her in my burger

You: Oh, and she comes in the car.... I cant get her out of it...

Stranger: i'll sell her for meat then

You: the car's too small

You: good

You: I need your parents for decorating the attiv

You: attic

Stranger: good...take them any time u want

You: We have a deal then?

Stranger: ok....done...seal

You: Seal

You: seal?

You: like those on the arctic?

You: have those too?

Stranger: great...but i gotta tell u....my dad's got bad gastroentiritis

Stranger: he farts all day

You: it's ok. My wife is missing a leg

Stranger: he can provide biogas fuel

You: so she has to roll araound

You: nice

You: to bad the car is stuck to my wife then...

You: dont need fuel anymore

Stranger: i'll get a truck to carry her

You: but she's stuck inside the car

You: take her out and the car is broken

Stranger: nope buddy...fuels coming to an end in this world....u'll need him

You: Ok, maybe i can trade for another car somewhere

Stranger: OMg....expensive

You: you know anyone who needs six drunk uncles?

Stranger: can i milk ur wife???....nope bro....six drunk uncles

You: Milk her all you want

You: great tits

Stranger: i'll open a dairy farm

You: lots of milk

You: my head is smaller than one of her tits

Stranger: great.....i'll make lots of cheese

Stranger: i'll b a billionaire in no time

You: yeahm she has a lot of that between her fat legs

You: i mean... next to her one leg

Stranger: eeeeewww

Stranger: thats fine

Stranger: who wants to b a billionaire??

You: I do

You: but im not smart enough

Stranger: so do i!!!!....so,whos giving us money then:P

Stranger: m not smart either

Stranger:

You: How about we make our own money?

You: i got a press

You: The state of fat chicks and fussy parents - 10 fussydollars

Stranger: nope....ur wife is an asset....dairy farm is the best idea

You: yeah, you got a point

You: well thats that then

Stranger: m buying her!!!

You: Sold

Stranger: how much??

You: I'll send her first thing in the morning

You: just take her

You: im tired of her

Stranger: oh great...how kind of u!!!

You: yes, im very kinf

You: kind

Stranger: she gives BJ

Stranger: ???

You: oh yes, you just have to place some food under your foreskin

You: then she'll be all over your cock

Stranger: great...i'll dip it in honey

You: she's allergic to honey

Stranger: anything else she likes??

You: Hot chilli

You: place that under your foreskin

Stranger: good idea...i hope its not indian chilli

You: well, gotta go!

take care my newfound friend!

You: hope you'll like the wife

Stranger: take care,bro.....i'll love her

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her kommer en til:

 

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: My name is Matt and i'm a 29 years old male

i work in a light bulb factory and i'm married with 4 kids, 2 girls 2 boys

and my wife's name is Embla and she's 28.

I have no face, as it was burned off when I was 12 when some kids pushed me into a fire, for the fun of it.

 

Now i'm not a stranger anymore, how about you?

Stranger: your face was burned off

Stranger: ?

You: yes,

You: sadly

Stranger: duuuude

Stranger: that is so fucking metal!!!

You: it is

Stranger: it's dark and brutal

You: Metal is good

You: i have a metal mask

You: actuallly

You: i kind of look like doctor doom with it on

You: but i dont wear it much

You: perople get scaerd

You: well, they get more scared without the maskk

Stranger: oh man

Stranger: that is awesome

You: yeah, well

You: its ok now

You: i killed the guys that pushed me

You: so im fine

Stranger: how did you do it?

You: I injected them with acid in their sleep

You: nice to have a wife working at the hospital

You: she provided me with wyribnges

You: syringes

Stranger: wait a minute

Stranger: you're the character from watchmen!

You: what?

You: no

You: you must confuse me with someone else

You: im sorry

You: i have to go now

Endret 25. mai 2009 av YellowCake