k0mpl3tt Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: 너는 내여자니까~~~ You: where r u from Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFe Stranger: 한국말로해 씹새야 Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You: allah bajsn You: ^'¨æ¨å You: æ You: æ You: øæå Stranger: hy You: æhæhæhæhæhæ Stranger: hey Stranger: you know women pennis? You: yeah its called SHEMALE' Stranger: ({l}) Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Stranger: so fun? You: yeah really Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: fbi is great fun Stranger: sorry Stranger: just kidding You: it is you should try it HAHA han ble redd Lenke til kommentar
Carlgutt Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Forfatter Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 http://www.iddin.com/#home Samme som omegle bare med bilde opplastning for dere som vil ha det mer..personlig, sikkert flere som har fått reklame for det på omegle. Lenke til kommentar
Laezy Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 hahaha traff på 4chan her XD You: sup /b/ Stranger: nothin Stranger: Watching the game Stranger: Havin a bud You: WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: WAZZZAAAAAA! Stranger: Yo, yo pick up the phone You: hello Stranger: WAZZZA! You: WAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: Hey where's Dookie? Stranger: YO DOOKIE!!!! You: YEAH Stranger: PICK UP THE PHONE! You: Hello! Stranger: WAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Lenke til kommentar
Slacks Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 (endret) ................. Endret 1. september 2012 av #Delirious# Lenke til kommentar
danilovic Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Pleier dere å bli aslet? Daniel Lenke til kommentar
EB_Veyron Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Blir det ganske ofte, 60% av gangene kanskje. Gjør det aldri. Lenke til kommentar
danilovic Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 HELVETTE ALLE DISCONNECTER HELE TIDEN Daniel Lenke til kommentar
EB_Veyron Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 18. mai 2009 Age, sex land. Alder, kjønn bosted. Lenke til kommentar
lilko Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 hva betyr asl? alder, om du har hatt sex og bosted. Lenke til kommentar
Sameboe Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 hva betyr asl? alder, om du har hatt sex og bosted. FEIL! Alder Kjønn Bosted Lenke til kommentar
CypheroN Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Sameboe, atter en gang skjønner du ikke at han selvfølgelig tuller/troller/kødder/joker. Lenke til kommentar
Jann - Ove Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yes You: no You: ? Stranger: maybe You: yes. Stranger: to get to the other side You: no Stranger: maybe. You: no You: yes, no, yes? Stranger: yepp. You: yes Stranger: yepp. You: yes Stranger: no. You: no? Stranger: yes, no. You: yes Stranger: no. You: no? Stranger: no. Stranger: maybe. You: yes. Stranger: yeah. You: yes. Stranger: yepp, yes, yeah, yarr. Stranger: aye. You: yes Stranger: aye. i'm a pirate You: yes You: yes, yes, yes Stranger: yarrr. You: yes. Stranger: aye :L You: yes Stranger: is that all you say? Stranger: lol. You: yes. Stranger: guessed so You: yes. Stranger: no? yes? to get to the other side? 1.7725? You: yes Stranger: how about if i say no. You: no Stranger: okay then You: yes Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: lol. You: no no no yes yes yes no no no Stranger: yes yes no no yes no no no maybe! You: yes Stranger: dunno. Stranger: it defo a no. Stranger: anyway gtg yes person. byee x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Han kunne ikke morse Lenke til kommentar
Colb Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Stranger: : Are you a feamle over 18 who wants to have cam sex on MSN? You: yes You: but first You: do you like mudkips? Stranger: ? You: mudkips You: DO YOU LIKE THEM? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Gjest Slettet+5132 Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 19. mai 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: no? Stranger: i'm sorry, but yes that is what is giong to happen Stranger: we are going to have to rent the library You: are you kidding? Stranger: and then rent it out as a dorm You: I don't want to! Stranger: i know Stranger: further, we will have to thrown giant parties in that dorm/library Stranger: and the worst part You: I don't like the creepy lady at the library that always stands in the corner Stranger: they have to be completly silent Stranger: not a word Stranger: library parties You: why? Stranger: becuase its a library Stranger: duh You: let's fuck the library-rules Stranger: i wish we coudl Stranger: but that creepy lady Stranger: she will cut your face off Stranger: and then give it to john travolta Stranger: and who knows what he'll do with it Stranger: probably give it to nicolas cage Stranger: and they'll make a shitty movie Stranger: about your face You: what about Johnny Depp? Stranger: he'll come to the parties Stranger: but only super late Stranger: and he'll be really high Stranger: no one likes him anyway You: I could get hogh with him! You: hugh* You: HIGH! You: DAMN! Stranger: geez, you really don't know him at all do you? Stranger: he's really selfish about his drugs Stranger: how do you think he got to be so rich? Stranger: making movies? Stranger: false. You: I don't care, s am I. Stranger: well then buy your own blow Stranger: but remember Stranger: be quite Stranger: or the travolta/cage thing You: ok, I will try You: or we could just kill the creepy lady Stranger: can't Stranger: actually a robot Stranger: we could try and torch her Stranger: but that might just get messy You: let's do it Stranger: fine. Stranger: but you have to clean up Stranger: i'm not dealing with all that molten wire working/ circuit boards Lenke til kommentar
StudioARE Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 20. mai 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hei Stranger: where r u from? You: norwaaaay Stranger: oh my god Stranger: i live in norwayyyyyyyyyy You: ;O Stranger: i from england You: oh, nice Stranger: i am a traveler You: been here long? Stranger: 1 month Stranger: how old? You: soon 17 Stranger: we are in same age!@ Stranger: hey Stranger: are you female? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Skjelvgråt Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Hva er det med folk som disconnecter så fort de finner ut at vi er fra Norge eller at vi ikke er en jente?. Kan kanskje forstå hvorfor på den siste men uansett. Lenke til kommentar
Carlgutt Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Forfatter Del Skrevet 20. mai 2009 (endret) Fordi de vil snakke med folk som snakker engelsk eller i det minste noen som er fra et litt betydningsfulltl land, det er ikke ofte jeg gidder å chate lenge med folk fra Finland eller Island akkurat.. Endret 20. mai 2009 av Carlgutt Lenke til kommentar
StudioARE Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 20. mai 2009 Haha, så lenge man utgir seg for å være en jente skjer det morsomme saker og ting You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: gimme a hug Stranger: hug You: yes, hug me Stranger: ok You: um..? Stranger: yes? You: no? Stranger: *hug* You: yay! Stranger: guy or girl? You: guess ^^ Stranger: girl You: how did you know? Stranger: just a guess Stranger: how old are you, my dear? You: 17 next week Stranger: awww Stranger: cute age You: thanks Stranger: I am OLD ... not like an old man, but old for Omegle You: oooh? You: how old? Stranger: guess You: um.. 20-something? Stranger: > Stranger: higher You: oh.. um.. near 35? Stranger: Exactly 35 You: wow You: never thought so Stranger: haha Stranger: I can still hug like a teenager You: that's good Stranger: where are you, babe? (I'm not gonna stalk you ... ) I'm in Michigan You: hehe.. You: it's... far from you.. Stranger: Same country? You: no, in Europe Stranger: cool, which country? You: one called Norway Stranger: Nice!! I love that violin guy!! Stranger: You know that guy? You: yup, but just from TV Stranger: right. Stranger: I'm the only American I know who knows him. Stranger: Because I heard about Eurovision on Omegle ... Stranger: And then I heard a news report about it on the BBC Stranger: So now when I talk to people from Europe, I mention him Stranger: Actually I thought the song wasn't that great ... Stranger: But I like Ibsen. You: hehe, gets a bit annoying after hearing it 20 times a day Stranger: I'm sure! The great hit of 2009, eh? You: yea, looks like it Stranger: See what you got for a hug? You: hehe.. Stranger: Do you like Ibsen? You: uhm, not what I usually think about Stranger: haha Stranger: what DO you think about You: I really have no idea You: kinda lost my brain Stranger: haha Stranger: ok Stranger: no prob You: didn't think anyone would give me a hug Stranger: Of course! Someone will always give you a hug when you need it. You: mhm.. Stranger: Do you like hugging? You: yea Stranger: That's good .. it shows you are a loving person You: haven't got so many hugs lately though Stranger: no? why? You: I have no idea.. almost so I got to take a hug from them Stranger: i'm sure you could find somebody to hug you You: sure hope so You: like you Stranger: Sure! Stranger: You like strong arms? You: yea Stranger: Nice, long, strong, tight hugs? You: do you read my mind or something? Stranger: squeezing your back? You: yup Stranger: holding you up against the body of the person you hug, nice and tight, so you feel nice and safe? You: yea, just not too strong hugs though Stranger: haha Stranger: ok Stranger: do you just like hugs or do you like other stuff too? You: mmmmh... Stranger: like what? what else do you want to do when you are feeling a perfect hug, with those arms around your back? You: give the person a kiss Stranger: yessss.... that's nice Stranger: where do you like to be kissed? You: oh.. everywhere Stranger: on your cheek? You: yea, if it's not my mouth Stranger: not on the mouth? You: no, I mean I like both Stranger: with tongues? You: mhm.. Stranger: nice and slow and deep? Stranger: and on your neck? You: yea You: mostly those places Stranger: with hands running up and down your back, and in your hair? You: I prefer "walking" hands Stranger: mm .. exploring all over you? feeling your body? You: you can really read my mind Stranger: i understand what you like, and i'd love to give you what you want Stranger: tell me where you would like me to put my hands You: uhm.. that can be anywhere Stranger: yeah? You: yup Stranger: how about your breasts? You: if I knew you properly, yup Stranger: are they big or little? or do you want to know more about me first? You: uhm.. a bit more about you Stranger: sure Stranger: ask me anything Stranger: You: um.. I really don't know what to ask Stranger: do you want to know how tall i am? You: oh, sure Stranger: 179 cm You: not too long Stranger: no, are you a tall girl? You: depends on what you think is a tall girl Stranger: not as tall as me, then, I guess ... You: last time I checked, near 160 Stranger: that's a nice height Stranger: I have brown hair and brown eyes Stranger: and I have a nice body Stranger: strong arms, i already told you You: working out? Stranger: pushups, but not too much working out Stranger: it's just good naturally You: ah.. Stranger: no six pack or anything Stranger: is that OK? Do you like guys who really work out a lot? Muscle men? You: I don't really like men who work out a lot. they tend to be away more Stranger: you want somebody who is right there with you? Stranger: who likes to be by your side? You: yea, that is always nice Stranger: spending hours and hours together ... making love? You: mhm.. Stranger: yes, i love that too Stranger: what's your first name, honey? You: Ida Stranger: Ida, when was the last time somebody did these things with you, hugged you and kissed you and made love to you? You: mm.. think it's been a few weeks.. Stranger: mm ... did you have a boyfriend or was it just casual? You: had a bf Stranger: is he the only guy you've been with or have you had a lot? (don't worry, i won't judge you, i'm just curious) You: well, he was the first to take me on a vacation, but I've had... another one before that Stranger: that's nice Stranger: and did you like making love to these guys? You: mmm... liked the last I had better Stranger: yeah, why did you like him better? Stranger: Better hugs? You: yea, and more of a leader person Stranger: mm Stranger: better kisses too? better sex? You: mmmmmmhhmm Stranger: MUUCCCCHHHHHHHH better?? You: yea You: got a girl or something yourself? Stranger: no, broke up about 3 weeks ago ... You: oooh... that's sad to hear Stranger: trust me, it's better Stranger: i'd rather be talking to you then sleeping with her Stranger: but tell me more ... Stranger: did you like that he was a leader guy? could tell you what to do? Stranger: Could show you new things? You: yup Stranger: and why was the sex better too? was he ... bigger? or does that even matter? You: mm, more just how he did it You: the size didn't matter that much Stranger: nice ... but he was bigger, wasn't he? You: yeah Stranger: haha Stranger: it's ok to admit that Stranger: it's such a natural thing Stranger: it helps that he was a better lover ... Stranger: but of course you can feel more from a bigger one. Stranger: Am I right? You: mm, yeah Stranger: was he much bigger than your first? really big? You: it was a whole year between those two.. mm... he was like 1/3 bigger Stranger: WOW! Stranger: Completely different experience then!!! Stranger: Right? You: yeah Stranger: yeah, you must have been so happy when you first were getting into it with the second guy Stranger: You must have been ... You: mhm Stranger: Did that big dick make you come a lot? You: I don't really remember that much.. it was just so good Stranger: yes, i can imagine it was Stranger: you must have thought, "Oh, this is why people say bigger is better," even though technique and personality and all that are important too ... but you must have had more understanding for the size thing too. You: mm.. made it better You: I'm sure of that Stranger: How big do you think he was? 20cm+, 25 cm? You: uhm.. I couldn't cover it with my hands. I don't know how big excatly Stranger: amazing ... Stranger: do you want to know how big I am? You: mm.. sure Stranger: 18 cm ... which is big, and sometimes it's the biggest for girls, but some girls have had bigger You: oooh Stranger: it's nice when it is the biggest a girl has had Stranger: when it is her first one that size Stranger: because she always feels it's more intense You: mhmm.. Stranger: so do you want to keep talking Ida? You seem quiet. Are my questions boring you? You: I have no idea what to talk about. I'm just a bit tired... had a long day Stranger: i understand Stranger: it's fine Stranger: should i let you go to sleep? You: I wouldn't be able to sleep anyways Stranger: no? should we keep talking? You: sure, at least for a while Stranger: ok Stranger: you let me know Stranger: i'll try and ask more questions so you don't have to type so much, ok? You: that's fine Stranger: so ... are those really the only two guys you've had sex with, or have you had more? You: mm think it was one more, was a couple of months ago Stranger: ok Stranger: big or small? You: between the sizes of the others Stranger: so you have an idea of the difference now Stranger: that's good Stranger: even if it's not the most important thing ... Stranger: at least you know Stranger: and it sounds like with the big guy ... it was pretty important You: mm.. almost like the last one, just better Stranger: can you touch yourself and think about him, how he felt inside you, would that help you relax? You: mmm... I remember some of it Stranger: i want you to touch yourself where you felt him inside you Stranger: just touch yourself and think about it and remember Stranger: Because I'm sure you will have more, Ida Stranger: some more big, some more medium, maybe some small ... Stranger: but now you know that sex can be really, really good Stranger: many girls your age don't know that yet You: just a couple of others in my class does Stranger: did you talk about it? You: yea, some of it Stranger: you told them he was big? You: yup, and how Stranger: lovely Stranger: I think girls are so cute when they talk about that stuff! Stranger: had they been with him, or did they have other big guys? You: just one friend of mine have been with him, the rest had some other Stranger: haha, so you were really able to understand each other, then, you and that girl who was also with him You: even if we hadn't, we would share the experience Stranger: right You: we share most things in fact Stranger: really? did you have him at the same time? You: nah, close but.. Stranger: have you ever made out with her, or another girl? You: hehe... Stranger: haha ... maybe i CAN read your mind after all Stranger: do you think you can sleep yet, honey? Stranger: I should go soon ...... You: oh.. I almost forgot Stranger: should I let you go, Ida? You: mmm... I'll think about you while I try to sleep Stranger: OK ... you do that. Good luck, Ida. You're off to a VERY good start. You: thanks Stranger: I really enjoyed talking to you. thanks for satsfying all my curiosity, all my questions ... Stranger: I hope I made you feel good You: mmmh... Stranger: you sound lovely. Stranger: Good night!! You: good night to you too Your conversational partner has disconnected. For å si det mildt: holdt på å le meg ihjel mens jeg fant på en haug med tull! Lenke til kommentar
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