Carlgutt Skrevet 28. april 2009 Forfatter Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 Det kan du vel si, men spørs om hvor mange av de 17år gamle jentene man møter der som faktisk er jenter...^^, Lenke til kommentar
Gjest Slettet+5132 Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: Where are you from? You: asl? You: The north pole Stranger: 15 - Girl - Italy You: 68 - Male - North pole, I'm santa clause Stranger: Ahah You: Why don't you come sit on my lap? Stranger: Sorry I don't belive in Santa Clause Stranger: Babbo Natale in italian ;D You: What do you believe in then? Stranger: I don't know ahah ;D You: Jesus? Satan? Men on mars? I could be anything You: for you Stranger: I belive in easter rabbit ahah You: Want me to be your easter rabbit? ;D Stranger: Oh yes ;D Stranger: I like chocolate eggs eheh You: Wanna tase my chocolate? Stranger: Yes ahah =D Stranger: Sorry, I must go now and HAPPY EASTER You: HAPPY EASTER TO YOU MISS! Stranger: Bye bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Batnobbit Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 You: øæå Stranger: hi Stranger: are you panchito? You: Ka heitar du? You: Nei, eg er nordman You: Kva er du får ein skrulling? Stranger: what's this stupid languaje? Stranger: norway? Didn't see that comming Lenke til kommentar
Trygve Onnestad Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 (endret) hehe enda en fra arkivet mitt Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: bladder ? You: Johnny bladder? Stranger: ? You: know him ? Stranger: no Stranger: i am not him You: Pitty Stranger: no You: why ? You: explain Stranger: why????? You: talk You: talk!! Stranger: what? You: use your brainpower You: say that you dont regret eating raw meat You: even that glas of blood you drank You: not that bad You: blood can be sticky to the teeth but not that bad Stranger: what did you say? You: Hell , is it you Johnny ? Stranger: ? Stranger: sorry i am not him You: well , i go now. to the cave Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 28. april 2009 av Raude Lenke til kommentar
Laezy Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 Unnskyld, jeg klarte ikke la være Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gosupermodel? You: 北京世???? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Nostalgisk Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 (endret) jeg presenterte meg som: 15-female-sweden slik utartet det seg; dialogen begynner med "om jeg føler meg kåt" og deretter ønsker bilder tilsendt gjennom msn. jeg fikk også msn adressen faktisk fra vedkommende. det er helt spinvilt hva slags folk som befinner seg der. Endret 28. april 2009 av SLIguy Lenke til kommentar
Gjest Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 (endret) Ny Omegle versjon Den har: Kopiere- Lime inn- klippe ut- Velg alt- tekst funksjon Spam bot Reklame funksjon Auto melding funksjon PM meg hvis noen feil EDIT: Glemte å laste opp -.- EDIT2: Noen bugs rettet opp: Endret 28. april 2009 av Gjest Lenke til kommentar
kjermy Skrevet 28. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 28. april 2009 (endret) Whaaaat? Stranger: hello sir... You: asl Stranger: you are a man right? You: yea Stranger: 21/female/minneapolis Stranger: you? You: 15/male/norway Stranger: wow... this could be illegal... You: hehe You: lol Stranger: that isn't funny... that is seriously wrong... my brother is in jail for that kind of mistake... You: easy now... You: it isn't illegal to just chat Stranger: i'm not easy... if you are calling me easy... its over before it even started little boy... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Noen som kan forklare meg dette: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: GOSUPERMODEL - OVERHEEEEERSING ! You: i dont get it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Morro med saklige diskusjoner om vennskap Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bloop bloop You: woop the hoop Stranger: u mean woopy dee doop? You: i mean roop the loop, and skoop the moop Stranger: ah yea! Stranger: haha Stranger: ure a funny guy You: no, im not Stranger: that sucks You: yea Stranger: i just sneezed Stranger: some of my dinner came out Stranger: i hate spicy sauce! You: really good to know2 You: know* Stranger: my nose tickles now You: now i think ill do it great in life, with the extra knowledge Stranger: see? Stranger: thats constructive communication You: i know Stranger: wanna become bros? You: this conversation is really gonna help both of us in the future Stranger: i kno! You: yea, off course Stranger: im soo happy for the both of us Stranger: ok so Stranger: to become bros Stranger: take your left shoe off Stranger: put it on your right hand You: i dont wear shoes You: indoors Stranger: spin 3 times and a half around Stranger: same thing You: i can spin anyway Stranger: sock then You: wait Stranger: yea? You: if i spin 3 and a half way around, it'll be hard to see what i write Stranger: yea but thats only during the ritual You: oh, great Stranger: it only lasts 36hrs dont worry Stranger: so you spin You: phew, i thought it was a impossibility to get bros You: ok Stranger: then do a double backflip You: easy enough Stranger: then land and stretch in the puma position Stranger: i hope you kno what the puma position is otherwise we're screwed... You: i know how it is You: we're bros now? Stranger: well technically you should stay there for 36 hrs You: ok Stranger: no food or drinks allowed You: no problem Stranger: it is a violation that could cost you your right pinky Stranger: oh you remembered the eyepatch right? You: i wohnt eat a thing You: off course, the eyepatch... everyone knows about how important it is Stranger: i like role games You: no u dont Stranger: yea You: u just think you like them Stranger: maybe ur right Stranger: or maybe were both dreaming all of this You: we do You: in real life, to become bros we had to do the ritual wearing a toe ring aswell Stranger: shit Stranger: wezre fucked i frogot mine You: you dont need it You: because its a dream Stranger: i can hear the feds approaching Stranger: i think i woke up You: damn Stranger: i have a shotgun in my louth Stranger: pants* You: ill go get my toe ring then You: good Stranger: theyre taking me ubncxbq ebdc away dbksxc arghh fuck Endret 28. april 2009 av kjermy Lenke til kommentar
Trygve Onnestad Skrevet 29. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 29. april 2009 (endret) Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you ready? Stranger: can one be dazzled TOO much? You: hey You: talk ? Stranger: yes? You: everr heard of a meathammer Stranger: have i ever Stranger: ! Stranger: what about it? You: the ones you beat your meat with Stranger: yes, yes Stranger: what, do you have one in hand right now?! You: i melted one of those down to an amulet You: and now im wearing it Stranger: WUT? Stranger: you're a fucking wizard You: i killed a mountain puma with it before i melted it down Stranger: was it sleeping with your wife? You: and like now a days , i win big money on blackjacks because of the amulet ! You: yes, the mountain puma fucked my wife . while i was asleep on the left side of her Stranger: you sound like the sort of person i'd like to know for a good five minutes. Stranger: aw shiiii You: so that amulet brings something deep to it , you know Stranger: as it should You: i could do the same thing You: to you ? Stranger: what, melt me down and wear me? Stranger: or kill me like i slept with your wife? Stranger: or bring something deep to me? You: the first thing you need to do is buy a meathammer Stranger: or be on the left side of me? Stranger: alright You: then use it to beat your dick so flat and fucked up , it will stop working ! You: then melt down the hammer You: wear it You: and you will never have the problem with erection again ! Stranger: brb while i do that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 29. april 2009 av Raude Lenke til kommentar
Mikkel™ Skrevet 29. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 29. april 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Noooo! Stranger: hi You: I just lost my Canadian Nomad D: You: He was gonna sell me this Mule with a sombreo Stranger: hahaha You: Im dead effing serious! Stranger: cyber? You: Hell no! You: i justy want my damn Mule Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ Skrevet 29. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 29. april 2009 *Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo. Stranger: hey Stranger: where u from? You: okay, let's cut the crap. we've got a big shipment coming in tomorrow, 500 grand street price. we've got to repack it. meet me by the docks tonight. 2000 sharp. You: and don't bring anybody, if we screw this up the boss'll go haywire. Stranger: ah, sure, i really understand what you're talking about You: 'course you do. Stranger: who are u? Stranger: where u from? Stranger: whats ur name? You: you know all that. this line ain't safe, can't tell you now anyway. Stranger: ??????????? You: quit that. you don't wanna end up like Pedro or José, do ya, pal? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Kverulantus Skrevet 29. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 29. april 2009 Var innstilt på å møte en veldig random person som jeg virkelig skulle kødde med, men neida xD Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Sup!? You: Hello Stranger: watching some tv Stranger: asl? You: 19 m Norway, you ? Stranger: 18/M/sweden Stranger: fattar du vad jag säger? You: Selvfølgelig Stranger: haha fan va bra You: Yep Første gangen det kommer noen fra skandinavia.. Stranger: för mig med You: Så, hvordan står det til i Sverige? Stranger: det är lugnt kollar på hockey vm Stranger: följer du du hockeyn? You: Ahhh^^ Nei, egentlig ikke. Eneste hockey jeg får med meg er det jeg ser på nyheter Stranger: hehe ok You: ^^ Stranger: fast norge suger ju på hockey så jag förstår att du inte följer det You: xD You: Jeg tror ikke jeg hadde fulgt bedre med om de hadde vært bedre x) Men jeg har ihvertfall noe å le av på jobben You: Da jeg leser om hockey Norge Stranger: hehe Stranger: Norska är ett fruktansvärt roligt språk att lyssna på Stranger: låter så roligt You: Hehe, det er ikke så rolig om man hører på det 24/7 You: Spesielt ikke hvis noen roper til hverandre. Det er skjærende xD Stranger: hehe nä det förstår jag ..tycker ni från norge att svenska låter lika roligt? You: Jeg synes det er enkelt å høre på ihvertfall You: Jeg har familie og venner fra Sverige så jeg er vant til det Stranger: bra det ...Gule böj=banan? Stranger: nice You: You: Men men, jeg må løpe. Skal ut på byen i dag. Fri fra jobben i morgen Ta vare på det selv og irriter noen 4chan folk for meg xD You: deg * xD Stranger: Gule böj = banan?? You: Ja You: Beklager, glemte å svare Stranger: haha är det verkligen det? xD You: Etter det jeg husker å ha hørt, ja Stranger: haha va kul xD You: Men nå må jeg løpe x) kos deg videre xD Stranger: pallar ju inte Stranger: ok hej då You: Hadetbra You have disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Obi von Knobi Skrevet 30. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 30. april 2009 (endret) Så gøy: You: Well, goodnight! Stranger: hi asl You: what is asl? Stranger: age sex location You: 84, yes please, north pole Your conversational partner has disconnected. Jeg har tatt denne og en Mike. Noe annet finurlig jeg kan prøve? Endret 30. april 2009 av Obi von Knobi Lenke til kommentar
Nostalgisk Skrevet 30. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 30. april 2009 Jeg har tatt denne og en Mike. Noe annet finurlig jeg kan prøve? du kan ta en "FBI-er-i-hælene-dine" melding. synes personlig den er litt stygg å tulle med,men flere har åpenbart moro av å sende slikt rundt. Lenke til kommentar
Rabbid Skrevet 30. april 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 30. april 2009 SLIguy: Er jo ingen som tror paa den, saa ville naa ikke sett paa den som en veldig stygg spök Lenke til kommentar
Nostalgisk Skrevet 1. mai 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 1. mai 2009 selv om det bare er tull og fanteri, så føles det avlikevel litt ubehagelig.synes jeg da. Lenke til kommentar
Grindal Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 3. mai 2009 (endret) Her var en ganske lang en, med en fra algerie: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: hallo Stranger: German? You: kleniene You: *kleine Stranger: Cool. Stranger: I don't speak much German acutally. :-P You: ok, welcome to the club Stranger: Ha ha. Stranger: Looks like I'm finally meeting normal people in here. You: yeah, you're right. many spams pornsites and tries to gatch a girlfrined here... Stranger: Like that was possible...! Stranger: Imagine coming to omegle, and find true love! You: well, some one is maybe stupid enough Stranger: lol Stranger: You can never rule it out as a possibility though. :-P Stranger: However unlikely it is. You: yeah... You: where you from by the way? Stranger: Algeria, and you? You: Norway Stranger: Cool place. You: yeah, normaly at this time of year, maybe 10 degreees celsius Stranger: It's slightly hotter than that here. Stranger: So... what kind of omegle user are you? :-P You: first time user Stranger: The troll, the bored, ...? Stranger: haha Stranger: My welcomings then. You: yeah, not so cool that i though it was Stranger: It's not cool really. Stranger: It's a lame idea of a chat site, that got suddenly popular for its somewhat original idea. You: yeah, indeed. Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Not much to say, I guess. :-P You: no...even fewer words than positive arguments to watch norwegian football if you know what i mean' Stranger: I don't think I'm quite following you there, haha. You: ok, the level on the norwegian football players is worser than drunk saliormens this wet boots Stranger: hahaha Stranger: I'm still not seeing how that relates to our wordless conversation. :-P You: no, but what shall we say. i mean, what can we discuss? Stranger: lol Stranger: Swine flu? :-P You: yeah, maybe...what a total waste of media distrubution Stranger: Really? Stranger: But the threat is real Endret 3. mai 2009 av *meep*meep* Lenke til kommentar
Vertical^ Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 3. mai 2009 (endret) Hadde 2 jeg synes ble ganske morsomme Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you jose the deer? You: Hi You: 'Yeah.. You: Are you Johnny? Stranger: no Stranger: whee u from? You: Oh.. Ok Stranger: asl? You: What is asl? Stranger: age Stranger: sex Stranger: location You: 84 You: yes please You: Sweden Your conversational partner has disconnected. og: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hello You: asl? Stranger: 20, male, turkey You: Me: 65, male, Norway You: So.. Wanna chat? Stranger: no thank you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 3. mai 2009 av Vertical^ Lenke til kommentar
kaffebryggare Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 3. mai 2009 (endret) Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hello You: asl? Stranger: 20, male, turkey You: Me: 65, male, Norway You: So.. Wanna chat? Stranger: no thank you Your conversational partner has disconnected. :!: Endret 3. mai 2009 av Bennythen00b Lenke til kommentar
Bob Dick Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Rapporter Del Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Jeg sier jeg er fra Norge, så stikker fyrn. Ka farsken Lenke til kommentar
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