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hehe :) enda en fra arkivet mitt

 

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: bladder ?

You: Johnny bladder?

Stranger: ?

You: know him ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i am not him

You: Pitty

Stranger: no

You: why ?

You: explain

Stranger: why?????

You: talk

You: talk!!

Stranger: what?

You: use your brainpower

You: say that you dont regret eating raw meat

You: even that glas of blood you drank

You: not that bad

You: blood can be sticky to the teeth but not that bad

Stranger: what did you say?

You: Hell , is it you Johnny ?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: sorry i am not him

You: well , i go now. to the cave

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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jeg presenterte meg som:

 

15-female-sweden

 

slik utartet det seg;

 

dialogen begynner med "om jeg føler meg kåt" og deretter ønsker bilder tilsendt gjennom msn.

jeg fikk også msn adressen faktisk fra vedkommende. det er helt spinvilt hva slags folk som befinner seg der.

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Ny Omegle versjon :)

Den har:

Kopiere- Lime inn- klippe ut- Velg alt- tekst funksjon :)

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Whaaaat?

 

 

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Noen som kan forklare meg dette:

 

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Morro med saklige diskusjoner om vennskap

 

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

You: are you ready?

Stranger: can one be dazzled TOO much?

You: hey

You: talk ?

Stranger: yes?

You: everr heard of a meathammer

Stranger: have i ever

Stranger: !

Stranger: what about it?

You: the ones you beat your meat with

Stranger: yes, yes

Stranger: what, do you have one in hand right now?!

You: i melted one of those down to an amulet

You: and now im wearing it

Stranger: WUT?

Stranger: you're a fucking wizard

You: i killed a mountain puma with it before i melted it down

Stranger: was it sleeping with your wife?

You: and like now a days , i win big money on blackjacks because of the amulet !

You: yes, the mountain puma fucked my wife . while i was asleep on the left side of her

Stranger: you sound like the sort of person i'd like to know for a good five minutes.

Stranger: aw shiiii

You: so that amulet brings something deep to it , you know

Stranger: as it should

You: i could do the same thing

You: to you ?

Stranger: what, melt me down and wear me?

Stranger: or kill me like i slept with your wife?

Stranger: or bring something deep to me?

You: the first thing you need to do is buy a meathammer

Stranger: or be on the left side of me?

Stranger: alright

You: then use it to beat your dick so flat and fucked up , it will stop working !

You: then melt down the hammer

You: wear it

You: and you will never have the problem with erection again !

Stranger: brb while i do that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Noooo!

Stranger: hi

You: I just lost my Canadian Nomad D:

You: He was gonna sell me this Mule with a sombreo

Stranger: hahaha

You: Im dead effing serious!

Stranger: cyber?

You: Hell no!

You: i justy want my damn Mule

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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*Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where u from?

You: okay, let's cut the crap. we've got a big shipment coming in tomorrow, 500 grand street price. we've got to repack it. meet me by the docks tonight. 2000 sharp.

You: and don't bring anybody, if we screw this up the boss'll go haywire.

Stranger: ah, sure, i really understand what you're talking about

You: 'course you do.

Stranger: who are u?

Stranger: where u from?

Stranger: whats ur name?

You: you know all that. this line ain't safe, can't tell you now anyway.

Stranger: ???????????

You: quit that. you don't wanna end up like Pedro or José, do ya, pal?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Var innstilt på å møte en veldig random person som jeg virkelig skulle kødde med, men neida xD

 

 

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Her var en ganske lang en, med en fra algerie:

 

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Hadde 2 jeg synes ble ganske morsomme :D

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you jose the deer?

You: Hi

You: 'Yeah..

You: Are you Johnny?

Stranger: no

Stranger: whee u from?

You: Oh.. Ok

Stranger: asl?

You: What is asl?

Stranger: age

Stranger: sex

Stranger: location

You: 84

You: yes please

You: Sweden

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

og:

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 20, male, turkey

You: Me: 65, male, Norway

You: So.. Wanna chat?

Stranger: no thank you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 20, male, turkey

You: Me: 65, male, Norway

You: So.. Wanna chat?

Stranger: no thank you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:!:

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