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Baba2

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Tok en liten variant av "Mike from Omegle...."

haha, en liten overraskelse for han gutten på slutten...

 

 

You: Hi

You: How are you sir/miss?

Stranger: I'm fine. And you?

You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We have received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

 

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

You: You understand the following charges?

Stranger: No

You: We have evidence, that makes up to believe that you have abused this internet webpage to contact and get picture of minors.

You: that makes us*, sorry. Mike

Stranger: What?

You: Do you under international U.N laws agree with the following term of negotiation?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: Ok. Buy.

You: - Any part that abuses any internet webpage to use and distrubute picture or any media depicting minors. Are under International U.N law

You: bye

You: just joking wiht ya

You: :D

You: haha

Stranger: I know

You: lol

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Heh

You: no harm intended bro ;99

You: ;)

You: did you get scared?

You: be honest

Stranger: I'm actualy from russin

Stranger: so..

You: haha

Stranger: no

You: lol

You: maybe KGB will see you tomorrow

You: it wasnt a joke

You: bye

 

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Bob Dick

Bob Dick

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: hate this stage after the 'hi'

Stranger: what do you even say?

You: dunno. depends if you're on dope or alcohol I think

You: if neither, it really limits it

Stranger: i'm smoking a joint right now

Stranger: so

Stranger: why haven't we had sex yet?

Stranger: there that seems suitable

You: oh.. you like mudkips, dont you?

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

You have disconnected.

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Nord-Skandinav

Nord-Skandinav

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Stranger: hello, ive a problem with my computer

Stranger: ive to press the ANYKEY-Key... where is it?

You: its really a key-combination

Stranger: rlyrly

You: try pressing alt+F4. should do the trick

Stranger: it works ty

You: np

You: also, i just punched you in your virtual face for using an old meme

Stranger: and now ive to press WINDOWS+L right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Kverulantus

Kverulantus

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: who goes there?

You: Santa Claus!

You: He ran that way *point*

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI!

Stranger: HELLO!

You: My name is Joseg Fritzl, want a tour in my basement?

You: Josef*

Stranger: Lmfao. You typoed your own joke.

Stranger: I bet you feel like a dick now.

You: Hell yeah....

You: I think

You: :S

Stranger: It's ok, I forgive you.

Stranger: I'm not sure Josef's daughter will.

You: Good....How long is your?

Stranger: As long as you want to make it.

You: I have a e-penis that is 3416 cm!

Stranger: WOW!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi there stranger!

Stranger: greetings!

You: What are you buying?

Stranger: what a jovial welcome!

Stranger: lies

You: What are you selling?

Stranger: a facade

You: Hmmm...ok, are you hot?

Stranger: sure

You: TITS OR GTFO!

Stranger: FUCK SHIT DAMN COCKS!

You: My name is Josef Fritzl, want a tour in my basement?

Stranger: not really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: LOL@YOU!

Stranger: LOL@ME!

You: Hell Yeah!

Stranger: Well

You: Well with water! or not?

Stranger: My dad hits me with his belt when i forget to close the door

You: My dad have had me in his basement the last 20 years =/

You: His in jail now...

Stranger: Ah lucky you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

 

 

Lol! Du brukte setninger fra Resident Evil 4 xD Den forbanna merchant karen xD Han er freaky. I tillegg til at han er overalt!

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Laserbeam

Laserbeam

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Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You: HI

Stranger: hello

You: You got the wares?

Stranger: wares?

Stranger: ooh the wares

Stranger: sure

Stranger: u got the money?

You: Yes, meet me at the bridge 2AM

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how do ik reconise u?

You: I will come in a helicopter

You: And pick you up

Stranger: lol original

Stranger: is fine

Stranger: shall i come alone?

You: and bring the mudkipz

Stranger: i will

You: And leave the FBI out of this, or your daughter will die.

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: leave my daughter out of this

Stranger: let me talk to herr

Stranger: wanna know if shes still alive

You: Hi, dad

Stranger: honey

Stranger: how r u?

You: I am scared..

Stranger: dont be

Stranger: daddy is her

Stranger: everythibng wioll be fine

You: I will not die

You: Can you save me: "Keyword: basement"

Stranger: i will honey i will

Stranger: daddy will be there in a minute

You: Your daughter will live, new meeting place: The subway, lookfor a door labeled: "basement"

Stranger: ok i will go there now

You: Ok, dont mess up!

You have disconnected.

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KKake

KKake

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: asl

Stranger: whats on your mind?

Stranger: 33 M england

You: cake

You: and yours?

Stranger: are you a bit of a fatty?

You: no, I'm skinny, or normal. :)

Stranger: asl?

You: 26 F GB

Stranger: Cool. Where in the UK are you?

You: London

Stranger: Me too

You: cool

Stranger: what type of cake are you thinking about

You: Chocolate

You: Brownies <3

Stranger: I'm wondering if I should go and get another sandwich. I', starving

You: A sandwich would be nice :)

Stranger: Whereabouts in London are you. I'm at work on Regent St.

You: I'm in ur basement

Stranger: Really? Why don't you come up and talk face to face. Or we could meet outside. it's about time I had a fag break

You: Hmm. I want to fuck

You: On your toilet

Stranger: That sounds good too

You: Nice :)

You: But one thing you should know.. I'm a male

Stranger: damn. Do you spend a lot of time pretending to be a girl?

You: Yep

You: I want to be a girl

You: Can I be your little girl plz?

Stranger: Bet you stand in front of the mirror with your cock hidden between your legs

You: Yep, every morning ^^

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Gjest

Gjest

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Kva går dette programmet ditt ut på?

Ikke noe mere en spam melding. Reklame melding og du kan sende auto-meldinger :p Altså du trenger bare på trykk på det du skal sende som ligger i en liste så sender den meldingen ^^ Ligger tre inne fra før av! Du kan legge inn flere så lagrer det seg i TEMP-mappen :wee:

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Christabelle

Christabelle

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You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: violence

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: do u like violence

You: Yes. The humans who are violent will be rewarded in heaven.

You: Are you violent, my child?

Stranger: no

You: then you're going straight to HELL

Stranger: i like hell

You: Good because that is where you will be a slave in eternity

Stranger: because i am devil

You: Are you the devil?

You: Dude, can I get back the movie you borrowed from me last week? The store is demanding late-charges

Stranger: asl

You: I don't know how old I am. I'm a woman. Heaven.

Stranger: grandma

You: No, I', not your grandma. But she says Hi. And to tell you to stop stealing her Breast Holders.

Stranger: i am not steal your breast holders

You: Your grandma said to me that she can see you.

You: She is very disappointed.

Stranger: i want to steal your heart

You: I don't have a heart.

Stranger: i also think so

You: Tell me, my child. In what country do you live in?

Stranger: taiwan,hehe

Stranger: age

You: God has no age.

Stranger: god isn

Stranger: god isn`t women

You: I'm sorry?

Stranger: no preblem

You: Are you a good child? Do you visit one of my churches every Sunday?

Stranger: i amn`t a bad child, and i live in tw

You: Are you a Buddhist?

Stranger: no

You: Christian?

You: Catholic?

You: Muslim?

You: Hindu?

You: Atheist?

Stranger: i am a free boy

You: I thought you were the devil?

Stranger: i want to be a devil

You: Then I demand you to go to your nearest costume store, pick up a set of red horns and a tale.

You: Paint youself red

Stranger: why i obey u

You: Please, my child. That's the only way that you can become the devil.

Stranger: no,i want eat the heart of sb

You: What is 'sb'?

Stranger: somebody

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger: i don`t hope to chat with a grandma

You: I am God and I have no age. I'm older than the earth.

You: Can you recommend a good wrinkle cream?

Stranger: i can`t

You: That's too bad.

Stranger: but i am not interesting talk with a old

You: My face is not a pretty sight.

You: I'm not old, my child.

You: I'm in my best age.

Stranger: i have enough hormone

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Carlgutt

Carlgutt

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 26 f ny u?

You: 17M norway atm;p

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

Skulle kanskje lyvd? Faen.

 

Edit: fikset chaten.

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