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[douchebag]

LOL ungen virka jo jævlig hissig etterhvert xD Lo rått under denne samtalen

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: HAY FAGGOT!

You: Whats up?

Stranger: nothing much asshole, you?

You: not much vagina

Stranger: ahhh that sucks.

You: ya

You: Where you from?

Stranger: USA

You: uh!

Stranger: huh?

You: Marry me! i pay 10.000$!

You: I really need a greencard...

Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You: Its almost impossible without marrige when your from Irak like me

Stranger: and you can't even spell "iraq"

Stranger: nice going

You: Thats why i want to go to the US

You: college and stuff

Stranger: haha

You: Marry me pli0xz!

Stranger: nope!

You: I really need that greencard

Stranger: too bad

You: when i educate i can earn cash and save my brother Samuel

Stranger: im sorry, samuel died yesterday

You: Some bad guys got him and will kill him if i don't pay him

You: NOOOOO! :'(

Stranger: yeah..i heard on the news.

Stranger: im sorry for your loss

You: I AM GONNA KILL BILL

Stranger: you better get your yellow jumpsuit on then!

You: ya, can i borrow yours?

Stranger: mine's red, sorry.

You: zory fuh bed engelesh

Stranger: it's fine.

You: red, ah thats sucks, yellow is so much better cammo

Stranger: yeah it is.

You: But when you use an m249 anyway it doesn't matter

You: You can fight by my side, darling

Stranger: i can't.

You: What?!

You: Coward or retarded?

Stranger: nahhhh

You: both?

Stranger: nahhhh

You: Gay?

Stranger: nahhhhhhh

You: But thats ok, i don't judge you for being a faggot

Stranger: im not gay dude.

You: I already told you, it is ok

You: Don't be ashamed of it!

You: Tell the world!

Stranger: hahahahahahahaha.

You: Thats the spirit!

You: Laugh! Smile! aaah!

Stranger: omg...

Stranger: calm down, im not gay.

You: Don't worry, i won't hurt you

Stranger: oh really, cause i'll hurt you.

You: LOL

You: how? Your gay, remember?

Stranger: im not fucking gay.

You: Cmaaan, chill, I have already told you it is ok...

Stranger: COME ON CHILL, i have already told you im NOT gay!

You: IT IS OK GOD DAMNIT!

Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Stranger: IM NOT FUCKING GAY, FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME!

You: You just hate me because i like girls and not boys

Stranger: hahaha, that works out...cause im a girl

You: Good for you! Good for you! One thing, i will not pay for the operation...

Stranger: wow dude, your a fag.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Vaffel89]

Hahaha, den var jo genial

Endret 23. april 2009 av Vaffel89

[Gjest Slettet+5132]

Dette var artig. Var heldigvis ikke en random kødd, men en som var litt mer "normal" og gikk an å prate skikkelig med.

[Joakim Skurk]

Jeg har hatt mange normale samtaler. Det er mest interessant. Genial tjeneste!

[Obi von Knobi]

Wohoo jeg lærte noen å uttale øæå:

Stranger: hello

You: ellow

Stranger: how's it going?

You: good u?

Stranger: just fine

Stranger: weather's lovely

You: [random norsk bloggside]

Stranger: sorry, I'm not a Nordic type

Stranger: I can't even recognize the language

You: howdyou now it was nordic?

Stranger: not many regions use an ø

Stranger: or an å

You: aha

You: øæåøæåøåæøåæøæå

You: can u pronounce it?

Stranger: not even close

You: ill learn you

You: youtubevid coming up

You:

You: now you can impress your friends and be the coolest guy/gal in town

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: this is actually quite helpful

Stranger: I'm afraid I must go get dinner now

Stranger: but now I'll know how to pronounce them

You: ok bye

Stranger: thanks again

 

EDIT: Gonatt forresten

Endret 23. april 2009 av Obi von Knobi

[Soulwax]

Wow, amerikanere er virkelig dummere enn jeg trodde.

 

Stranger: that's cool

You: ur from us?

Stranger: sure am

Stranger: and you're in Norway?

You: yup

You: with the polar bears

Stranger: nice

You: not to nice to carry a gun at all time during the winter though

You: but it brings up funny situations sometimes

Stranger: yea

Stranger: like what?

Stranger: i'm interested

You: well

You: there was this one guy, and i know it sounds crazy, but its true...he dressed up like a polar bear, and got shot

You: was on the news last month

Stranger: my goodness

Stranger: well maybe his dumb ass should have thought of that before going out dressed like a polar bear during the winter

Stranger: why would he do that?

You: lol yeah, he was going to this dressup-party (is that the english word?)

Stranger: costume

You: yeah

Stranger: but same thing, pretty much

Endret 23. april 2009 av Phantasy

[Joakim Skurk]

Stranger: the game

 

>_<

 

Svenske

 

You: Hi! I'm an employe at Omegle.com

We wan't feedback from our users on what you think about our service. Please post in this conversation.

Thanks!

Emily, Omegle.com

Stranger: whats your name?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i would like to have a location omegle

Stranger: where i only can speak with swedes

You: You, sir, are an idiot!

You: Ha en fin natt.

Stranger: hej

Stranger: du!

Stranger: svenska?

You: norsk

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: glenn?

You: Hahaha! JA???

Stranger: heter du glenn?

You: JA!

Stranger: glenn thorn?

You: LOL!! Whats the odds! Hvem er du??

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sebastian

Stranger: från göteborg

Stranger:

You: LOL! Hei!

You: Leget?

Stranger: bra

Stranger: dudå?

osv.

 

Haha. Er det mulig?

 

Og ja, jeg vet det er dårlig språk her og der.

 

Endret 24. april 2009 av LueDotten

[Sameboe]

Wow, amerikanere er virkelig dummere enn jeg trodde.

 

Stranger: that's cool

You: ur from us?

Stranger: sure am

Stranger: and you're in Norway?

You: yup

You: with the polar bears

Stranger: nice

You: not to nice to carry a gun at all time during the winter though

You: but it brings up funny situations sometimes

Stranger: yea

Stranger: like what?

Stranger: i'm interested

You: well

You: there was this one guy, and i know it sounds crazy, but its true...he dressed up like a polar bear, and got shot

You: was on the news last month

Stranger: my goodness

Stranger: well maybe his dumb ass should have thought of that before going out dressed like a polar bear during the winter

Stranger: why would he do that?

You: lol yeah, he was going to this dressup-party (is that the english word?)

Stranger: costume

You: yeah

Stranger: but same thing, pretty much

I lol'd

[kaffebryggare]

:!:

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: knock knock

Stranger: come in

You: Thank you.=)

Stranger: lol

You: Nice couch you've got there. Is it leather?

Stranger: haha.u guess

You: I just did.

You: Oooh, this kitchen is HUGE

You: You have people cook you dinner too?

You: You gotta be rich! MARRY ME!

Stranger: and my cat is cute!

You: It is?

You: Oh, there it is.

You: Aaaaww... That is one cute cat. =D

You: How about marrying me now?

Stranger: take care!he would scratch the stranger!

You: Crap..

You: He did..

You: Ooooouch...

Stranger: oh...

Stranger: my dear cat

You: AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! I AM BLEEEEDING!!

Stranger: u should not do that...

You: AAAAAAHH!!

You: *dead*

Stranger: >o<

You: DAMN! Heaven is great!!! =D

Stranger: beautiful girls there???

You: Indeed!

Stranger: great!!!

You: You wanna come see yourself?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: but I don't want to die

Stranger: hahaha

You: Hmm..

You: I can put a video on Youtube, hold on..

Stranger: good idea~~

You: Here ya go:

Stranger: time for sleep now

Stranger: see u in heaven~~

 

[Bikeridr]

He, he - morsom greie.

 

Så her lenge varte min "jomfrutur":

 

[Nord-Skandinav]

Det mest morsomme er når man faktisk treffer folk som har noe bra å si. Hatt et par interessante samtaler som jeg ikke kunne ha hatt hvis det ikke hadde vært for Omegle. Men morsomt å trolle også da såklart

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

Omegle er direkte genialt..

Perfekt tidsfordriv når en kjeder seg..

[Sameboe]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi =D

Stranger: Hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 16/f/cali

You: ok ;D

Stranger: You?

You: 17/m/Norway ;D

Stranger: Hawt

You: Yeah ;D

You: I'm at school right now ;D

Stranger: lol cool

Stranger: are you in the back of the room?

You: Yeah ;D

Stranger: mmm hawt

You: what's the clock in California now ^^,?

Stranger: 1

Stranger: am

You: ok ;D

Stranger: do u like to wank in class?

You: Hahaha! No...xD

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: youre in th back, right?

You: Because that's not normal even if you sit in front or in the back x)

Stranger: it's exciting!!

Stranger: i do it all the time

You: Wait, do you WANK?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: feels good

You: A girl with penis?

Stranger: no no lol

You: But you did just say that you wank

Stranger: i touch myself

You: Then it's something else

Stranger: Kill yourself, Norwegian faggot.

 

lol xD

[Sameboe]

You: Hei

Stranger: Well hello there stranger

Stranger: I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're a guy?

You: yes I am ^^,

Stranger: are you into guy-to-guy relations?

You: No!

Stranger: good, cause I think it's gross

You: Me 2!

Stranger: I mean.. yuuk.

Stranger: So, where are you from?

You: NORWAY!!! BEST FUCKIN COUNTRY IN THE FUCKIN WORLD!

Stranger: Where's norway? Never heard of it

Stranger: hm..

Stranger: Is it that faggy country next to sweden?

Stranger: Do you have like polar bears and stuff in norway?

Stranger: and penguins?

You: NO!

You: And we are not faggots :O

Stranger: Ooo, alrighty then

You: Polar bears = Greenland and the north pole :O

Stranger: So.. Do you make any music in norway? I've heard about like abba and stuff, but they're all swedish

You: Turbonegro

You: Kurt Nilsen

You: Surferosa

You: Madrugada

You: Datarock

You: A-ha

You: Maria Mena

You: Ida Maria

Stranger: Oo, datarock is kinda cool, din't know they were from norway

Stranger: fa-fa-fa ftw

You:

Stranger: So, what's the time in norway atm?

You: 10:20 @ morning

Stranger: Really, like 4am here. So are you at work or something?

You: School

Stranger: Haha, slacker

You: Madcon is Norwegian too!

Stranger: Madcon .., nah, no friend of mine.

Stranger: So, how do you feel about obama as president?

You: hah They are famous..

You: Obama is cool ;D

Stranger: Really? I think it's horrendous. You europeans are all alike, fucking communists

You: haha

You: Stalin FTW!

You: xD

Stranger: Oh no you didn't

You: Oh, yes I did!

Stranger: No but really, he's all like a socialist and stuff. What happened to the land of oppurtunity? Now they're being all wuzzy about everything. And I don't know if you have noticed, but he's like.. a nigger.

Stranger: and that's like

Stranger: what

You: So what!

You: Obama iz 100 times better than George W Bush!

Stranger: They are like black. OOoo, george bush was teh man!

You: Fuckin KKK... Black people was the first one on this planet! So we should salute them!

Stranger: no they weren't

Stranger: adam and eve was

You: George Bush was a fuckin retard!

Stranger: and they weren't no god damn niggers

Stranger: fuck you

You: I'm glad that he got out of the white house...

You: Fuckin rasist faggot!

You: Hope you burn in Hell with rest of KKK!

Stranger: I may be a racist, but I ain't no god damn faggot, mister. And tbh, obama only got into the white house because because he's black. All the loc-class niggers voted for him, simply because he's black. So you might be a little more racist than you like to think you are

Stranger: and kkk was the best thing that ever happend to this country. Those guys stood for what they believe in

You: No, those guys are fuckin Hillbillies with no brain!

Stranger: communist.

You: Racist!

You: Hope the gangster in your town kills you!

Stranger: lol dette var gøy. Men vi har friminutt nå, så snx

You: xD

Stranger: kkthxbai

[Mikkel™]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where?

You: Hola!

You: Norway?

You: U?

You: There is also, no strangers to love ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

Stranger: are you red fox?

You: Nope

Stranger: oh sorry i bothered you

Stranger: want sex

You: No problem

Stranger: oh yeah

You: Just get a hooker = problem solved

Stranger: thamks for the advice

 

 

Enda en:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I am a teapot

You: And I'm a cup

Stranger: haha^^

Stranger: nice

You: So, where is the goddamn tea?

Stranger: whahahah xD

Stranger: where u from??

You: What a wannabe teapot you are..

You: No tea = no fun

Stranger: haha, there's tea in me xD

Stranger: or in you

You: Ahh, feels nice with some tea inside you, don't you agree?

Stranger: haha, yes

You: Well.. No tea-party without cookies.. Have any?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 24. april 2009 av Slettet+6132

[Mikkel™]

Hadde en heller lang samtale med en kineser:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: pedro is that you?

Stranger: 00000

Stranger: no

You: Do you have the tacos?

Stranger: no

You: I need the tacos!

Stranger: why?

You: Or else its gonna blow \o/

You: All life as we know it will vaporise in a split second!

You: you gotta help me!

You: BRING ME THE TACOS!

Stranger: i do not have tacos

You:

You: Then there will be no lunch today

Stranger: hh

Stranger: rice?ok?

You: With chicken?

You: Or wait

Stranger: with meat

You: dont want that

Stranger: hh

You: i would rather have a... hmmmm. a burrito! eys a burrito would do nicely

Stranger: I have not eaten

Stranger: burrito

Stranger: Where you come from?

You: Norway

You: and you?

Stranger: Norwegian eat burrito?

You: hell yeah!

You: or wait

You: i have to get my gun and go outside to shoot this damn plarbear scratchin at my door

Stranger: Ha ha

You: maybe ill get som whalblubber aswell while im on it

Stranger: Humor

You: ^^

Stranger: do you know zhuang B?

You: o.O

Stranger: ha ha

You: What if i said i was from Australia?

Stranger: you said you are a Norwegian

You: yes

You: but i could also be partly from australia

You: or i could even be 1/4 of a russian inhabitat

You: or i could even be YOUR neighbour

You: did you think of that?

Stranger: Your brain is very active

You: yes it is

You: what if i sai i had a IQ of a 140?

You: would you believe that?

Stranger: HAHA

You: What if i told you there also where no strangers to love?

Stranger: What time you there?

Stranger: Feel lonely?

You: 10.52 AM

You: Oh hell yeah im lonely

You: Aint no neighbours within 10 miles radius

Stranger: At least you have net

You: yes

You: but i also have to stay guard 24/7

You: stand*

You: eff this keyboard :@

Stranger: You are the soldiers?

Stranger: you said you have to stay guard

Stranger: ??????????

You: sorry bout that

Stranger: no body there?

You: Im at work

You: Cant be slackin off all the time

Stranger: what is your job?

You: I dont know?

You: Sitting around waiting for something to happen?

Stranger: haha you don not kon your job ?

You: Well

You: this other day

Stranger: soldiers?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: sai thing

Stranger: hey

You: Im working at a small IT business

You: And i have costumers all the time

You: My name is Sayid

You: and i just arrived from a rather rough island "vacation"

Stranger: haha i am a postgarduate

You: Oh rly

You: i had no time for school

Stranger: yes

You: was hired as a mercenary around the world

Stranger:

Stranger: i am a chinese

You: but if you can count bodyparts and blood as grades then i was a straight A student

Stranger: my english poor

You: Where are you from exactly?

Stranger: xi,an

Stranger: do you know?

You: Whats your amin language?

You: maaaain*

You: god

You: hang om im gonna take this keyboard outside and put a bullet through its head

Stranger: Putonghua

You: o.O

You: I need to go now...

You: Someone set the store on fire again :@

Stranger: chinese

 

[Nord-Skandinav]

Oppsiktsvekkende at Amerikanere har såpass dårlig grammatikk.

[Mikkel™]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where r u from?

You: Herrow

You: Ime frome china

Stranger: oh i see

You: My ingelish not good

Stranger: i see

You: Hahaha

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[InsertNumLock]

Møter på så mange idioter der inne at man hele tiden er på vakt.

Har hatt et par fine samtaler med en del folk nå. Men forventer liksom hele tiden at han/hun kommer med noe tull. prata med en som var på jobb i seattle. Hyggelig samtale.