Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Mr. Hermonella]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

Stranger: i masturbate everyday if i don't have a girlfriend, actually that's why i don't have a girlfriend, because, i always wanna make sex, then the girls be tired!

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[Mr. Hermonella]

Utga meg for og være Gud, kom noen intresange svar der ja:)

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: god

You: Any questions?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: howcome you make us live on earth rather than just having us all go straight to heaven if you love us soo much

Stranger: and do aborted babies go to heaven? what about animals?

You: Heaven is alot smaller than earth so we can't take you all in

Stranger: thats a dumb answer

You: Abortet babies dousen't have a reason to live

You: and animals go strait to hell

Stranger: and how can you send muslims or ppl of other faiths to hell. how are they supposed to know anything different than what they have been taught through their whole like

Stranger: *life

You: I am the same God in all religions just whit another name

Stranger: what about chidren who never got the chance to really form their own thoughts? do they go to hell toooo?

You: No theyre parents goes to hell instead

Stranger: why?

You: Because it's funny

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Det eneste som mangler nå er at en kvinne i førti åra sier hun har fått en åpenbaring via nettetxD

[larsere]

Det her var jo litt morro

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: whats up ?

Stranger: nothing much

Stranger: you?

You: i'm talking to a stranger

Stranger: lol as am i

You: country ?

Stranger: US

Stranger: u/

You: ok, i'm from Norway

You: it's to cold up here now :/

Stranger: it was cold here for like 2 days

You: ok

You: age ?

Stranger: 19

Stranger: u?

You: ok, i'm 17

You: what did you eat for beakfast ?

Stranger: cereal

You: ok

Stranger: it is almost 2 in the morning

You: ok

You: it's about 11PM in Norway

Stranger: oh wow

You: wath is your name ?

Stranger: Stephanie

You: ok, my i Lars

You: hawe you ever be in Norway ?

Stranger: no

You: ok, i want to visit US in the future

Stranger: that's cool

Stranger: where in the US?

You: maby New York

You: where are you from ?

Stranger: california

You: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Big Tone]

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hola

You: Do you want to make lots of lots of money?

Stranger: De dondes eres?

Stranger: Quiero dinero

You: You've been picked as one of the lucky few to have the possibility to win over 100,000 £ euros!

Stranger: Oh, si si

Stranger: Porque

Stranger: Para mis pantalones?

You: Ok, all you have to do is give me all of your personal information and we will send you your money?

Stranger: ah

Stranger: si

Stranger: numero del credito es **** **** **** ****

Stranger: **/**

Stranger: PIN:

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 5

You: Ok, thank you. The money will be transferred tommorow

Stranger: Gracia

Stranger: s

 

Endret 2. november 2009 av Chancelor

[PgUp]

Har ikke chatten her, men jeg og en fyr på skolen satt og drev med dette.

 

Jeg skriver noe som:

Jeg: I am from Norway.

Stranger: I am too! Hva skjer?

Jeg: Ikke mye, sitter på skolen.

 

Så går det litt. Plutselig kikker jeg over på skjermen hans. Hahaha, jeg chatter med deg! Utbryter jeg. Han studerer skjermen en stund før han oppdager det samme.

 

Så mye for random chatting over internett =)

Endret 2. november 2009 av Cuz

[Jack_Daniels]

Slik har de 10 siste sammtalene vært.

Bra opplegg da...

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hi

You: Whats up?

Stranger: M\F????????

Stranger: ???

You: Male... Bye ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Jack_Daniels]

Dette har vel nesten vært den beste samtalen jeg har hatt på omegle...

 

 

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WANNA GET DIRTY?

You: *YESSS!!!

Stranger: ZOMFG

Stranger: AWESUM

You: IDD!!

You: LETS FUCK"!!"!#E!"!*

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: =)(/"=#)(/!

Stranger: TOTALLY

You: OMFG I IZ HORNWEAY!!!

Stranger: OMFG MI 2

Stranger: FAPFAPFAPFAP

You: SQUIIIIIIIIIIRTT!!!!AZZ§§

Stranger: ZOMFGGG

Stranger: ASL??!???!?!

You: 8 FEMALE SWEDEN!!!!!!!§!"!!

You: 'U ?!

Stranger: 8 FEMALE? WAOH

Stranger: MINOR

Stranger: AWSUM

Stranger: LIEK

Stranger: FAPFAP

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: YARRRR

You: LAAAAWL!!!!!!"!"!

Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN WILL KNOCK ON MY DOOR SOON

You: HAARRRR YARRRR!!!

Stranger: HARHARHARHAR

You: COool ^^

You: NICE TALKING TO YOU!!E !"#¤!!!!!"#!"#!""!#"!##"!"!#

You: BYEEARA!!

Stranger: NOOOOES

Stranger: DONT LEEV

You: OKAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: GOOD

Stranger: SWEDISH U SAI?

Stranger: IM NORWEGIAN

You: Det er egentlig jeg og...

Stranger: AH

Stranger: SÅ

Stranger: IKKE FAKE DET

Stranger: F5

You: OKAI!!!!"!#QW!

Stranger: GOOD!=)/"#(=)/#

You: JEG HAR EN SUPERLITEN PENISSS!!!!"

Stranger: ER DU GUTT?

Stranger: DEILIG.

You: JAAAA!!!!!!!!

You: ER DU JENTE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Stranger: VALEN FROKOST TV PÅ TV NORGE.

Stranger: REPRISE.

Stranger: Nei jeg er gutt <3

You: ok

You: VALEN ER IKKE NOE MORRO!!!!§

Stranger: JOHO!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: ER DU GUTT?

You: JAAAAAAAAAA FOR FAEN!!!

Stranger: HVOR GAMMEL?

You: NITTEN!!!!

Stranger: RLY?

You: Ya ?

Stranger: AWESUM

Stranger: IM 15.

Stranger: <3

You: OK!!!!!!!!

You: ER DU HOMOSEXUELL1?!?!?!??!?!?!*?

Stranger: JA

You: HUFF DA!!!!!

You: 1

You: ONE

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: ER IKKE DU?

Stranger: D:

You: NEIIIIII ^^

Stranger: ._.

You: DESVERRE FOR DEG!!!!21112111!!!OnE

Stranger: JA

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: FIEN

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[mr. Zilter]

Stranger: hello

You: Hey

You: I challenge you!

Stranger: BRING IT!!!

You: To a pokemon battle!

Stranger: OK!!!

Stranger: What's your Pokemon bitch!

You: I choose ... Primeape!

Stranger: psh...I'm old school bitch

Stranger: Charizard I choose you!

Stranger: FlameThrower his ass!

You: Ouch, I lose half my hp

You: Primeape, Seismic toss!

Stranger: Ah!!!!

You: It's super effective!

Stranger: Growl

Stranger: *lowers Defense*

Stranger: Flamer Thrower again!

Stranger: critical hit

You: Primeape falls

You: Primeape, withraw

Stranger: what now!

You: Shh, I'm thinking

Stranger: don't hurt yourself

Stranger: you'll lose HP

Stranger: XD

You: Cloister, I choose you!

Stranger: Charizard return

Stranger: Alakazam i choose you!

You: Cloister, use Hyperbeam!

Stranger: Alakazam Teleport!

Stranger: Alakazam Psychic Attack!

You: Aaaah!

You: It's super effective

You: I lose

Stranger: yup

You: Well played

Stranger: suck it!

Stranger: XD

[aeropilot]

Måtte bare poste denne!

 

 

Twilight spoiler:

 

Stranger: Bella becomes a vampire and her and Edward have a daughter

You: Haha!

You: Awesome!! Keep up the good work

Stranger: Will do.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Joakim Skurk]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: We're no strangers to love

Stranger: no we are not

You: You know the rules and so do I

Stranger: mhmmmm

You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

Stranger: i'm all for it

You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Stranger: let's do it

You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Stranger: i feel your love

You: Gotta make you understand

Stranger: i feel like this isn't getting anywhere

Stranger: where are you love

You: Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you,

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Stranger:

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[jevli]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Hello, Stranger

You: 17 girl sweden

You: how about you?

Stranger: 16 boy england

You: cool

Stranger: is it true about swedish girls?

You: is what true?

Stranger: they are all gorgeous!!!

You: hehe I don't know

Stranger: well are you

Stranger: ?

You: i guess sweden has a lot of models and stuff

You: and i don't look too bad, myself

Stranger: most people on here just lie and say they are amazingly hot

Stranger: at least your answer sounds honest, and probably is

You: that's internet for you

You: hehe thanks

You: you seem cute

 

 

HAHAHA

 

 

EDIT: burde kaskje legge til at jeg er en 19 år gammel gutt

 

 

 

EDIT 2:

 

Måtte bare poste denne!

 

 

Twilight spoiler:

 

Stranger: Bella becomes a vampire and her and Edward have a daughter

You: Haha!

You: Awesome!! Keep up the good work

Stranger: Will do.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

HAHAHAHAHA :D

 

 

 

Sorry for dobbelpost

Endret 8. desember 2009 av gromit190

[jevli]

Sorry for dobbelpost :S:S

Endret 8. desember 2009 av gromit190

[Pokey]

Stranger: hello

You: Hey

You: I challenge you!

Stranger: BRING IT!!!

You: To a pokemon battle!

 

snip

 

Seismic toss er not very effective mot Charizard

[Colb]

en av de bedre

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

3837 users online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I challenge you!

Stranger: good morning president

You: this is russia right?

You: kinda busy

You: getting peace prize and stuff

Stranger: sir the americans are trying to invade our mother land again!

You: are you a spy? this is the american president... you know... did the red line cross again?

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: wrong person

You: oh well... since we are here..

You: what was up with that failed rocket exploding over norway just now?

You: thats just not cool man

Stranger: it was our nuclear bombing test

Stranger: it did not fail

You: diddent really acomplish anything either did it now?

Stranger: no president of the united state! we have acomplished something. we now know that we have enought power to destroy ur contry!!!

Stranger: no one will stop our mother land!

You: well. too bad. as said i am in norway now.. the only reason i came to this god ridden land was to pick up my peace prize and dash... not to invade russia

Stranger: we fight for her till we die!!

You: calm down dewd! russia is safe... for now

Stranger: well good luck going home president! if u can make it....

You: is that a threat? you do know that i have a suitcase with a bunch of red buttons with me

You: doesent take more than five of them to destroy mothe...... ehh. former soviet union

Stranger: Im sorry but our missles just launched. Im afraid ur country will be destroyed in less than 15 minutes

You: well.. ii got fifteen minutes at least

You: *hammer buttons in suitcase*

You: wtf.. theese arent buttons!! they are gummydrops! DAMN YOU PALIN

Stranger: well pack ur thing and better get ur ass back in ur bombed country to save ur dum americans

You: nah.. that won't do anything.. il rathe rjust hang out.. you know.. chillin'

Stranger: ha! u r betrayed by ur own commerad!

You: she..is..one of you?...

You: i should have known... noone are THAT stupid

Stranger: maybe...

You: i mean.. COMEON!

You: oh shit here they come!!!!

You: right over my head

You: pretty

You: that leaves us with 8 more minutes to live

Stranger: ha see u in hell president obama

You: i'm not dead yet

You: ill just call in NATO.. plus most of my army is still in dumbfuckistan

You: so you're the one who's fucked sir

Stranger: well....ur....WHAT? Makarov wtf r u doing! i told u to not press the yellow botton!!!

You: my troops will be tehre in less than 9 hours

You: who.. who is that?

Stranger: sorry my commerad Makarov just did a stupid thing!

You: can you reverse it?

Stranger: ...Makarov get off that desk....NO u shut up!! ...........Get THe fuck off!!!!!!!!!...........

Stranger: .........

You: yeah get the fuck off mkarov

Stranger: ..................

Stranger: ...........

Stranger: ...........

You: do i hear fighting?

You: through the internets?

Stranger: .....ouch!....

You: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

You: well there goes america.. good fucking work lad

Stranger: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

You: latency due to the speed of sound?

Stranger: well there goes our mother russia thanks to makarov!

You: oh.. he pressed the yellow one.. i see

Stranger: now we have lost everything!

You: can you get putin on the line? i know he pulls the threads here

Stranger: ...yes ill try....................Putin? r u here sir?......

Stranger: ........

Stranger: Yes the is president putin what do u want?

You: please hold i got another call on line two

You: heeey! jay z my man whats up?

Stranger: .......president of america r u going to make me w8?

You: uhu.. yes.. haha yeah you get off those zombies now.. i see

You: well my man! keep it real! say hi to beonce!

Stranger: ...president?...

You: click.. yes putin ?

Stranger: yes i heard u need me?

You: yeah! give me one good fucking reason why i shouldent waltz into russia now that youur whole army is down

You: i could take over russia.. call it america II would be like nothing ever happned

Stranger: im afraid i cant let u do that

You: adn just how will you stop me bearface?

Stranger: my commerads can still fight

You: haha talking about makarov?

Stranger: long as we live u will not take out mother land!

You: that colorblinf piece of shit can't even tell the difference between red and yellow

Stranger: .......Lev fire another missle at the dum americans!!!!..........i dont care just fire........

You: *block* nice going shaq!!

Stranger: .....Makarov?.........yeah kill him too...........

Stranger: .....

Stranger: sorry i got interupted

You: sorry man.. got shaq here now... it's our newest in missile defence

Stranger: but any ways we fired another missle and it will arrive shortly

You: he's my homeboy.. came with me to swag the peace prize

You: uhh.. dude? i got shaq.. who the fuck do you got?

You: hold on. line two...

You: YEs french president fire your missiles at russia

You: .......

You: I DONT CARE if youre "Le tired" FIRE THE GOD DMAN MISSILES

You: click

You: yes putin hows your shit going?

Stranger: yes australia is still like WTF mate

You: and alaska just went to hang with them...

Stranger: no with clifornia

You: haha true

Stranger: and i heard hawaii can come too

Stranger: ZE END

[signii]

Stranger: hi

You: Hello, I'm Jonathan from Spotify

Stranger: nice to meet you.. :'D

You: Who are you?

Stranger: where is spotify?

[Dataprob]

Stranger: hi

You: Hello, I'm Jonathan from Spotify

Stranger: nice to meet you.. :'D

You: Who are you?

Stranger: where is spotify?

 

Måtte prøve den jeg å

 

You: Hello, I'm Jonathan from Spotify

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[signii]

Stranger: hi

You: Hello, I'm Jonathan from Spotify

Stranger: nice to meet you.. :'D

You: Who are you?

Stranger: where is spotify?

 

Måtte prøve den jeg å

 

You: Hello, I'm Jonathan from Spotify

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Haha, det er stort sett ingen utenfor Nord-Europa som vet hva Spotify er. Dermed kobler de fleste fra, eller tror at Spotify er et land. Hoho, små gleder.

[djgudleif]

Stranger: hi, how are you?

 

You: awesome!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

 

Stranger: kewl, yah same.

 

You: FUCK

You: I don't want a picture of you.

 

Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?

 

You: your roomate sucks.

 

Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: *link fjernet* (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell

Endret 10. desember 2009 av ikkespisgress

[Slompefisk]

Må prøve det her når jeg kommer hjem

[Grindal]

Han vart skremt ja!

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: all sad lyer

Stranger: i am male 19 yr old

You: I supposed youve been a victim of a gayassraper

You: am i right

You: ?

Stranger: what?

You: Billy was the bright one, he got taken in the showers at junior high

You: poor guy

Stranger: ya

Stranger: ok bye

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