Gavekort Skrevet 3. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 3. mai 2009 (endret) Vis skjult innhold Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: heyy Stranger: asl? You: 17 Girl US Stranger: oh baby You: Rawr! Stranger: 19 M Cali You: Rly? Stranger: wanna have fun? You: Sure! Stranger: cyber? You: Oh! Stranger: well? You: Sure! Stranger: oh man Stranger: you are turning me on You: Likewise! You: I'm wet! Stranger: oh baby... Stranger: let's start Stranger: ladies first You: What do you want me to do? Stranger: aww come on You: Have any fetishes? You: I'm mastrubating as we speak. Stranger: oh baby Stranger: take off that shirt You: Done! You: You too! Stranger: oh man Stranger: i'm hard Stranger: this is too good You: Yeah! You: I'm horny!! Stranger: come here You: Comin'! Stranger: lick now You: I'm gonna take you so hard! Stranger: alright You: Sooo hard! You: Rough! Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: ho yea baby Stranger: more Stranger: come on Stranger: oh yea Stranger: and you can call me Stranger: mr. hard Stranger: know that Stranger: you'll be screaming that later You: But I gotta ask you something... Stranger: yes? You: Well... You: Do ya liek mudkipz? Stranger: come on Stranger: let us not be distracted You: lawl You: I only turn on mudkipz! Endret 3. mai 2009 av Blomsterbob Lenke til kommentar
lolidude Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 4. mai 2009 You: Halla Stranger: hey You: Where are you from? Stranger: england Stranger: u You: Norway Stranger: awesome Stranger: girl/?? guy?? You: Guyrl You: Both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Pentumsmart Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Har en samtale med en USA dude nå. Bestefaren var oppvokst i Elverum Lenke til kommentar
Bozzeye Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Stranger: i had sex with a pig and now i have the swine flu You: too bad You: I fell sorry for you You: feel* Stranger: i know Stranger: it sucks Stranger: i love you You: I better stop fucking my pigs before it comes to Norway Stranger: god i wish you were anon You: u liek mudkips? Stranger: NO WAY Stranger: ... Stranger: THE Stranger: GAME You: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU You: I don't feel sorry for you anymore Lenke til kommentar
Musty Skrevet 4. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 4. mai 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi You: sup? Stranger: can u feel the butthurt ? Your conversational partner has disconnected Lenke til kommentar
EB_Veyron Skrevet 5. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 5. mai 2009 Dette var gøy, kan bli vanedannende. Lenke til kommentar
Ninjakos Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Jeg kommer aldri på noe morsomt å si. Jeg trenger en guide! Lenke til kommentar
InsertNumLock Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Må det være morsomt da? Kan du ikke bare føre en normal samtale med vedkommende. Lenke til kommentar
Gjest Slettet+981287349 Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Jaja, litt gøy var det. Vis skjult innhold Stranger: aslehu neslehu türküm Stranger: sen Stranger: , You: say whaaat ? Stranger: peynir You: ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT ? Stranger: no türkish Lenke til kommentar
Fadeless Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 6. mai 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: can do rape on your teddy? Stranger: quick and fast You: sure Stranger: its a blast Stranger: american reject You: i know Stranger: you sound like queer You: i do Stranger: you like bumsex? Stranger: me fuck your anus You: yepp Stranger: make it bleed Stranger: cum inside You: indeed Stranger: dutch delight Stranger: makes your fright Stranger: ha ha ah Stranger: dont do drug Stranger: it make you thug You: naw Stranger: dog Stranger: daggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
StudioARE Skrevet 7. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 7. mai 2009 (endret) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi You: been waiting long? Stranger: for_? You: me of course Stranger: very long... You: thought so You: not very talky? Stranger: ı have waited for u you talk.. You: oh.. You: what do you want me to say? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Jaja.. Synd... Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl?? You: Hi You: 17, yes please and in my house Stranger: r u female or male You: male You: u? Stranger: female,17 Stranger: where u from You: some place in Norway... or Snoreway Your conversational partner has disconnected. Blir bare mer og mer synd de slår av.. Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI You: slipped the caps lock.. Stranger: lol Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 17, m, norway You: u? Stranger: 76 f ur pants Stranger: lol You: haha Stranger: buttt 17 f fl You: oh, nice Stranger: yeahh Stranger: Stranger: wuts ur name? You: well... Stranger: u dont have to tell me You: it's a bit diificult for some to understand that my name is "Are" Stranger: my name is brooke You: nice to meet you You: I mean.. like meeting you.. here Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fant en hyggelig! Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: You: asl? Stranger: 16 m finland You: wow.. You: 17 m norway Stranger: ok You: not too far away Stranger: yep Stranger: i have visited in norway Stranger: years ago.. You: I think I was in finland as a kid You: can't remember much tho Stranger: ok You: going to stay up for long? Stranger: i dont know..maybe, maybe not You: even if I go to bed now or did it hours ago, I still can't get up in the morning Stranger: if i go to sleep now..i awake like 12:00 Stranger: and nothing can wake me up before that You: what's your time now? Stranger: 1:19 You: oh, thought it was one hour more Stranger: my computer's clock cant be wrong xD You: if I get to it, it will You: just kidding.. been bored all day Stranger: me too.. Stranger: and im a bit tired too Stranger: my eyes are melting.. You: maybe you should go to bed... or something? Stranger: maybe Stranger: maybe a bit later You: hehe.. You: you are actually the first here that don't disconnect as I talk to them Stranger: yep.. its kinda hard to talk with people because most of time they disconnects or the connection interrupteds You: yeah.. You: it's a great way finding new people to talk with tho Stranger: yep. Stranger: even if there are some really weird people...all the time You: got those already You: almost worse to come up with a subject here than to the two girls I talk to on msn for some reason Stranger: yep yep.. there are no.one talking with me at msn right now You: same.. those two are a few of the people that actually talk to me on msn You: they haven't been on msn today tho.. Stranger: i have so many adresses in my msn that i never need anymore Stranger: have deleted many names but still there are too many useless adressesä You: I constantly got over 140 offline contacts Stranger: Ok :s your situation is more worse than mine, then You: well.. it's my first hotmail adress... got much spam in the inbox too You: no idea why I still use it Stranger: i have spam only from tagged.com Stranger: but.. i think i've better go to sleep now You: ok, my mom came in and wanted me to go too Stranger: ok You: have a good night then Stranger: good night. You: maybe we could meet/talk another time somehow? Stranger: yep Stranger: that would be fine You: you can have the msn address I was talking about You: *skrev msn'en min her* hotmail.com Stranger: ok. Stranger: i will add u You: Stranger: now its done Stranger: now..i go to sleep You: good night Stranger: good night to u too Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 7. mai 2009 av StudioARE Lenke til kommentar
Trygve Onnestad Skrevet 7. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 7. mai 2009 Fra mitt eget arkiv igjen . En meget forstyrret sjel jeg snakket med i 2 timer.tok flere uventede vendinger. Lang tekst , men ganske underholdene Jeg prøver å være så snill jeg kan Vis skjult innhold Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: god day to you Stranger: no Stranger: im having a bad day You: why ? Stranger: lonely Stranger: no friends that i want to hang out with You: what do all day ? Stranger: never had a gf Stranger: 18 years old You: thats sad Stranger: never been kissed ffs Stranger: omg dude Stranger: it's so depressing You: what do you do to make it better? Stranger: i'm not a bad looking dude or soically bad or anything You: okey Stranger: but my head is fucked up You: then whats the problem You: drugs? Stranger: no Stranger: but i really should take them You: have you done some real bad shit ? Stranger: i have schizophrenia and cannibalistic urges You: no . drugs dont work at all! Stranger: you know how hard it is to find someone else like me Stranger: brb Stranger: food burning You: you eat people You: how modern You: well , there are people sleeping in coffins . thinking they are vampiers, living on blood ect. so eating people aint so bad that you cant quit You: everyone has urges. if its flesh or popsicles Stranger: i'm back Stranger: it's a little more complicated Stranger: because i don't let anyone find out You: and now i know Stranger: i mean there are a lot of other things Stranger: that i don't open up about You: oh yeah? Stranger: mmm You: tell me the stranger You: i will not put a curse on you ! Stranger: mmm i'd rather not right now, i don't think you'd be too interested, buuuut Stranger: i found i have the seering characteristic of a serial killer Stranger: which isn't good Stranger: but it's interesting You: truly are Stranger: while i was a child i set my bird on fire, i killed some puppies, a bunch of other things like that You: there have been many serial killers in the past . and still they come out from their dark hidingplace Stranger: when i was young i found death so satifying that i came across some people i thought were a lot like me Stranger: but the thing is Stranger: they do it all for very different reasons Stranger: well You: yes You: you killed your dogs Stranger: there was one or two which are quite simular but they wre stupid You: others may have done other tings Stranger: yes You: so stranger Stranger: and today i almost killed my two fucking cats Stranger: which is Stranger: unusual because i haven't felt like this for a long time You: how can you against animals ? Stranger: but i've also been socially uninterested Stranger: how can i? Stranger: what? You: well stranger . i shall now put a everlasting spell on you that will free your mind from the evil things you do Stranger: i don't think i'm a bad person Stranger: man Stranger: i wish i wasn't such a fucked up person Stranger: i wish i were religous Stranger: or just Stranger: normal Stranger: without all these feelings You: take a chillpill Stranger: the only reason i'm not killing my cats is because i don't want to deal with the panic and sadness of my sister and mum You: i see Stranger: take a chillpill? You: then move your ass out of the house Stranger: not that i'd care about them i just don't like the atmosphere You: then move Stranger: i have studies and i need the support You: find yourself a little dark dungeon spot You: low rent shit You: better than home ? eh ? Stranger: my studies are a bit too intense for me to be working long hours You: what do you study Stranger: omg Stranger: yes it would be Stranger: well i'm doing my HSC but it's at a TAFE Stranger: so it's full on Stranger: high school Stranger: i dropped out of school Stranger: i didn't like the teachers Stranger: they treated me too child like You: thats not so smart to do. but your life isnt over because of that man !" Stranger: i know it's not over Stranger: but i've missed out on so much You: go on . complete those studies Stranger: and right now i feel like getting it back You: you can do it !! Stranger: all my old friends are having sex and i haven't even kissed a girl Stranger: oh Stranger: and i feel like i might be bi sexual You: its your world man . only you can make the right choice Stranger: all of a sudden You: dont kill and eat people over some teenage rage Stranger: which is good for me because guys are easier to talk to Stranger: for me at least Stranger: it's not rage Stranger: it's like You: you will one day get your chance You: frustration Stranger: i consider it to be something like sex Stranger: on that level of interest You: sexual frustration? Stranger: except a little stronger Stranger: wut? You: intense Stranger: where are you from? You: do you inhale poo gas like those other kids? You: dont do it ! You: im from alabama Stranger: how old? You: 20 Stranger: wtf are you talking about? Stranger: poo gas Stranger: like those other kids Stranger: i didn't lol You: good You: dont inhale smoke either You: it will one day save your dick Stranger: did you enjoy that little read? You: what ? You: i see you man Stranger: did you enjoy reading what i said Stranger: ? You: you will get your chance at the ladies You: i didnt enjoy it You: rather sad story Stranger: i thought you would have found it interesting You: why? You: you need the support dude Stranger: because i'm such an unusual perosn You: nope You: no one is unusual . because everyone is "normal" Stranger: also You: what defines unusual? Stranger: sex to me is not a pleasure thing like i'd want it to be You: that you are out of the normal leauge? Stranger: it's really personal Stranger: like i get attatched to that person You: so is it to many others You: thats why one night stands or drunken sex is a hard ting to do for many Stranger: you mean to say that everyone is so different you can't define weird? You: yupp Stranger: well define someone as weird Stranger: well i disagree Stranger: i think that Stranger: let me think You: everyone is a bit weird in their mind , but its normal dude Stranger: a normal person Stranger: is someone with a stable mind Stranger: someone with morals and can talk to people You: he can be as unusal as a man that likes to wear womans panties in ex You: because everything is normal Stranger: well cutting myself on the arm so i can see what it's like to cut someone else open and to feel what they feel is pretty extreem for a normal person Stranger: not the emo way Stranger: my own little special way You: then you should seek help. like talking to a shrink or something like that, Stranger: i'm seeing one on tuesday You: they can help You: good Stranger: i'm going to ask if i can go on meds You: be open minded Stranger: but i'm not sure which Stranger: i can't open up to ihm Stranger: now too much You: yes you can. decribe your last year with few but strong words Stranger: you know how hard it is to say to someone "i see people, bodies, i hear shit i should, and i think things i shouldn't be thinling" You: and he will start to guide you You: he will give you meds that will help Stranger: let me check my food Stranger: btb Stranger: brb Stranger: bk Stranger: i think Stranger: i'll go fooorrrr You: allrighty Stranger: antipsychotics You: do so Stranger: annnndddd Stranger: maybe anti depressants Stranger: what else... You: give it 2 months .and dont quit while on it. can give you a setback! Stranger: yeah Stranger: don't go off meds You: if so do it slow Stranger: man Stranger: fuck i don't want to Stranger: i feel like once i start taking them i'll change Stranger: into someone i don't want to change into and that You: work with your mind man Stranger: they won't fix what i want fixing You: grow strong You: 80 % must be your own mind setting goals Stranger: i have goals You: keep that goal clear in your head You: and go for it Stranger: i want to get high on my UAI (simular to SATs) and study psychology at uni Stranger: maybe psychiatry You: thats good educ Stranger: just because i think i'll like it Stranger: i want to talk to people Stranger: see what's bothering them and help them understand why they feel that way You: good you will make new friends Stranger: i just hate people Stranger: something about me Stranger: just Stranger: i don't know Stranger: i see people sometimes as just animals Stranger: well exactly like that Stranger: no one has any idea how much this fucking hurts Stranger: these thoughts Stranger: it's a different pain Stranger: it's like Stranger: you know that feeling Stranger: when you know you've lost something you can't get back Stranger: and ment a lot to you Stranger: i feel like that all day You: we are homo sapiens . and our relatives are the monkeys. we are all animals with smart brains Stranger: everday for years Stranger: and it gets sooo fucking bad You: true You: lost many friends the last past 10 yrs You: wild shit has happend Stranger: like what? You: just some wild shit in the past Stranger: my friend died a while back Stranger: he was a close friend You: what happend ? Stranger: i used to do shit him all the time You: what happend ? Stranger: and when i heard that some 16 year old had stolen a car, didn't have his licence, and sped down the road and ran him over, i laughed Stranger: i was fucking there and i was laughing Stranger: no one else was Stranger: i wanted to play with the body Stranger: i found it so facinateing Stranger: why don't i feel bad? You: So you are necrophilia? Stranger: play means open up and look Stranger: do things with it You: yes necro Stranger: like pretend i killed him and stuff Stranger: define it, i've come to understand it means sex Stranger: with the dead You: go find yourself some roadkill and play with You: it can also mean obsession with the dead Stranger: i do Stranger: lol Stranger: you know, i've been looking at the prices of mice Stranger: just the other day Stranger: so i can take them home and play with them You: isnt that enough ? i mean torture the mice Stranger: yes i have necrophilia Stranger: what do you mean is it enough? You: keep it there. and dont go playing around with dead humans? Stranger: that's the thing though, it's not the same Stranger: i feel like Stranger: i'm creating Stranger: my presenting the bodies Stranger: by* You: you can get some really cheap raggdolls to play with , even torture Stranger: that'll be good if i were a dog, or a bear Stranger: lol Stranger: it's the emotional... destruction Stranger: to create pain like that Stranger: and to understand it Stranger: it's empoering Stranger: powering Stranger: actaully Stranger: i don't know Stranger: it's different Stranger: it's werid You: then go fuck some hooker Stranger: man i'm tired You: get laid man Stranger: i told you Stranger: sex is different for me Stranger: it's not about pleasure Stranger: it's personal Stranger: but fuck i wish it weren't You: then torture yourself Stranger: i do Stranger: by cutting myself You: put a banana up your ass and fuck some teddybears Stranger: i do Stranger: like every day You: good for you Stranger: mm thanks for talking dude Stranger: i liked our talk Stranger: i'm gonna crash Stranger: later man You have disconnected. 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lolidude Skrevet 8. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 8. mai 2009 onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hellu Stranger: I have a ten inch dick, you? You: Nah, dont think so. Stranger: I can prove it You: Reported you to Omegle and Microsoft. Stranger: Fuck! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
H3N Skrevet 9. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 9. mai 2009 Utrolig meningsfull samtale .... You: hello! Stranger: hi You: HI! Stranger: hi You: hey! Stranger: hi You: yo! Stranger: yup You: good morning! Stranger: good evening You: happy new year! Stranger: happy thanks giving You: merry christmas! Stranger: happy easter You: happy 9th may! Stranger: hahaha You: what? aren't you going to wish me happy 06:50 in the morning? ! ?! Stranger: happy 06:50am You: thank you! You: you too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Deadringer Skrevet 9. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 9. mai 2009 (endret) Sitat Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What up homeboy? Stranger: Hey Stranger: sup niggro Stranger: me downloaden some porn U ? You: Just bring it! You: Porno my game, malcom x to blame Stranger: what ? Stranger: lool man Stranger: what kinda porn u like You: Black chicks on dwarfs You: Thats some hot shit right there Stranger: realy ? You: Yeah You: cheack it out: www.z.midgetporr.ze.tk Stranger: were do i find that shit man Stranger: oo kk sanks You have disconnected. Syke saker. Sitat Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heyheyhey! You: hi man, whats up? You: Nah, nothing atm. Just chillin' taking up some grass You: Grass? Like mary jane? You: Yeah man. Mary fuckin' Jane You: jesus, you crazy man Stranger: hi You: i'm crazy? your the one hitting on perfect strangers on the net! You: What? I do no such thing! Stranger: do you like cybersex You: yeah you do you pervert You: i do, yeah You: me too Stranger: give me msn You: lolsachs@hotmail.com You: georgeant93@gmail.com You: hey, lay off dude You: this one's mine! You: SUCK IT HOMEBOY! Stranger: female? You: fuck you g You: nah, im a dude You: guy You: i thought omegle was one on one chatting? You: nah You: dont think so Your conversational partner has disconnected. Jeeezz. Sitat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi. You: g'morning Stranger: sup? You: Not much You: the roads are the dustiest and i like that Stranger: uhh.. that You: i dont know why i left the homestead, i must confess. Stranger: *that's cool.. You: you know how it is. back home. You: the suns the blasiest and the girls are the prettyest. You: the owls the hootiest. You: back home you know. You: So where u from man? Stranger: somewhere. far away. You: And you agree? no place like home..... sweet home? Stranger: yeah. i live in antartica. You: My self, i enjoy the congo. bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo, oh nonononono You: Im so happy in the jungle you see. I refuse to go. You: Antarctica? Met any crazy ass zombie dogs yet? Stranger: oh yes. plenty of them. You: Cool. How do you handle them? Just pet em a little, or beat them with an ice cube? Stranger: hmm. i let my pet polar bear handle it. i've tamed him. You: Cool. Bet his a mean killing machine Stranger: yes. he tried to eat my leg because i forgot to feed him. You: damn, thats bear is crazy. You: But anything goes You: times have changed you know You: since the puritans got the shock. Stranger: hey. wanna know a secret? You: God knows, anything goes. So hit it. Stranger: i dont really live in antartica. You: What? :O Stranger: i dont have a pet polar bear either, although that'd be amazing. You: So you aint got a mean killing machine of an polar bear Stranger: nope./ You: NOO! My life is falling apart! Everything, lies! All lies! Stranger: oh. sorry dawg. You: /cut You: /bleed You: /die You: okey, not dead just yet Stranger: /walks away You: takes a bit more time You: be patient Your conversational partner has disconnected. Slutten på denne var litt phun. Synd karen ikke forsto jeg skrev i "fallout3-sanger". Endret 9. mai 2009 av Nyhus Lenke til kommentar
StudioARE Skrevet 14. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 14. mai 2009 (endret) Svensker er slemme... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hajjaa popowls Stranger: who are u? You: um.. I don't know? Stranger: why? You: because you are a stranger for me... and I am for you Stranger: haha fair enogh! Stranger: asl? You: 17 maaaale norway Stranger: bög, du suger på engelska din norrjävel! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: I'M GAY You: YAY! Stranger: YEAAAHHH!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey! Stranger: how are you? You: fine, except from hay fever Stranger: hmm cool Stranger: ahh Stranger: hay fever? Stranger: stuck in bed? You: nah Stranger: that's cool Stranger: well not so cool Stranger: lol You: yeah.. You: how are you then? Stranger: i'm doing pretty well.. just couldn't sleep Stranger: a lil hungry too lol Stranger: brb in 10 sec.. Stranger: k back You: I got lunch now Stranger: whoa lunch? Stranger: haah Stranger: it's 5am here lol You: yeah You: I'm in europe so Stranger: haha cool! Stranger: where? You: Norway Stranger: haha cool! You: you know where it is? Stranger: lol yes You: where are you from? Stranger: tx Stranger: but i'm going to denmark this summer You: oh, nice Stranger: Texas* Stranger: well i better get going .. Stranger: i'm searching for this person lol Stranger: thanks for the chat though You: what person? Stranger: a girl i ran into is searching for a "william" Stranger: lol Stranger: so i'm helping her You: haha You: have a nice day Stranger: you too Your conversational partner has disconnected. Vis skjult innhold You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello. Stranger: welcome to mars (; You: YAY! Stranger: would you like a chocolate bar? xD You: yes Stranger: -hands you one Stranger: xD Stranger: where are you fromm? =D You: uhm... real? Stranger: yeah real xD Stranger: sorry my head hurts and im bored so i figured i'd entertian myself xD You: haha, norway Stranger: awesome! My bestfriends from there ;D You: oh really? Stranger: yupp (: You: where are you from? Stranger: i live in malaysia. Stranger: though im not from herre o.o You: I know someone there Stranger: cool! (: You: Stranger: im hungry xD You: I just had lunch Stranger: Luckyy. Stranger: Dinner is in a few xD Stranger: idk what we're eating though xD You: haha, how is it over there? Stranger: boring >.< Stranger: you? xD You: same.. Stranger: m or f? xD You: m You: you? Stranger: f xD Stranger: sorry my mum called Stranger: x Stranger: xD You: then.. I know two females there Stranger: Really? xD You: in Malaysia Stranger: OH. Stranger: Cool (: Stranger: My friends a girl though Stranger: so i know a pair of human? lmfao xD You: haha You: Stranger: my kitty is here < Stranger: <3 Stranger: xD You: aw... I want Stranger: MINEE O: You: I'm not taking it from you Stranger: goodie xD Stranger: ew my head hurts >_< You: oh..? why? Stranger: idk i think its the heat. Stranger: its just pounding and making me feel lightheaded o.o You: o.. ;o Stranger: ikr? o.o You: what? Stranger: i know right xD You: oh Stranger: yesss xD Stranger: so what cha doing? xD You: um... I'm at school Stranger: and you're online? xD You: yeah Stranger: tsk tsk tsk Stranger: naughty xD You: haha Stranger: xDD You: math is boring Stranger: i hate math >_< Stranger: confuses me. Stranger: all the numbers. Stranger: blech xD You: haha Stranger: aw i got to go. xD Stranger: i have to walk my dog. You: aw.. Stranger: nice talking to you though! xD You: could we talk later sometime... like on msn? Stranger: okay sure. Stranger: um add me i guess xD Stranger: *EMAIL* Stranger: ignore the email xD Stranger: its like really old. You: ok Stranger: but i have to many contacts to bother to change it xD You: mine is *MIN MSN* Stranger: cool wait... starting from the are? You: was the first I created You: yup Stranger: the first one i created was *EN MSN* Stranger: lmfaooo Stranger: i was ...8? xD You: I got loads of offline contacts on that msn Stranger: xD maybe cuz nobody is awake? You: then they would be sleeping for months Stranger: xD oh. Stranger: then add more people! lmfao. You: haha, I always do Stranger: good! lmfao. cuz i g2g. bye then ;D You: have a good day Stranger: thanks you too! Stranger: dont fall asleep in math xD You: I won't Stranger: good! xD Stranger: BYEEE ;D You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 14. mai 2009 av StudioARE Lenke til kommentar
2ball_ Skrevet 14. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 14. mai 2009 denne ble jo litt rar: Vis skjult innhold Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You: weee? Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You: : ) Stranger: ;D You: so.. You: u bored? Stranger: not much You: I'm SO bored.. You: so I came here.. Stranger: everyone here is bored You: ^^ Stranger: so Stranger: what can I say to you be happy? You: hmm.. You: lets try: Spider pig Stranger: ... You: well.. You: gotta go.. Stranger: =S Stranger: spider pig? You: need to feed my lama and wtch the grass grow.. You: I missed it yesterday.. Stranger: oh Stranger: so Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lenke til kommentar
Andie93 Skrevet 14. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 14. mai 2009 Stranger: hi, m or f? You: Hello You: Male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Haha Lenke til kommentar
Deadringer Skrevet 17. mai 2009 Del Skrevet 17. mai 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello? Stranger: I hear you Stranger: how long are you trapped down there? You: You do? Great shit! Stranger: I mean, on the other side? You: I thought i'd never get out! Stranger: I had some rope Stranger: but I was hungry and ate it You: Thank god, lower it! You: no! Stranger: sorry! Stranger: looks like you'll have to die now. You: Then how am i going to climb out of this hell hole? Stranger: should I let your family now? Stranger: *know You: Nah, their the one who put me down here Stranger: oh. Stranger: alright then. Stranger: later! Stranger: I'll go get myself a donut Stranger: should I buy you one, too? You: Yeah please You: havnt eaten in a month Stranger: k Stranger: you owe me 50 cents Stranger: *throws a donut down the hell hole* You: You think i got money? You: Well, i do, heres 50. Stranger: bastard Stranger: give me back my donut! Stranger: oh, okay Stranger: throw it up, will you? Stranger: I mean... up... as in... up here. You: Hm, i can try You: Even though i think my fart cannon will work better Stranger: okay, thanks, you keep these 50 cents Stranger: I'm out of here :o You: yeeeyh Your conversational partner has disconnected Lenke til kommentar
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