er det noen som har (hørt) noen fine srytehistorier?

[martin8763647]

Vi hadde besøk her en dag og det var en skikkelig skrytefyr.

 

han begynte å legge ut om at han hadde kommet før lars monsen opp på et fjell i en konkuranse å at han hadde fått en 18 kilos torsk blablabla, har dere noen fine?

[grovetussen]

Min far og 2 av mine brødre var å fisket med garn i sjarken for en 10-12 år siden, og fikk en hval i garnet, båten holdt på å gå rundt og de måtte skjære av tauene for at den ikke skulle dra båten rundt. True story!

[Dynejonas]

Penisen min er 31 cm slapp.

[Bob Dick]

Hvordan føles det?

[cbfn]

When i get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

[Alliha]

When i get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

+1

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Fattern var Jesus.

[martin8763647]

supermann har en tatovering av navnet mitt på høyre skulder etter jeg eide han i håndbak :-)

[Skurupu]

Fattern var Jesus.

 

Hei, mitt barnebarn.

[Bob Dick]

Den her var på 4chan nå:

 

 

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really **** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

 

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

 

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

 

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[Alliha]

eg og såg den!