F*** My Life (FML)

[Morgh]

Har kommet over en kul nettside xD folk poster fuck my life's. mange drit bra

 

"Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML"

 

 

"Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML"

 

"Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML"

 

"Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML"

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Hang on ppl! Lord Grÿllwotth to the rescue, he will help the people that is week on Google Seaching.

 

http://www.fmylife.com/

[Pokey]

Hang on ppl! Lord Grÿllwotth to the rescue, he will help the people that is week on Google Seaching.

 

http://www.fmylife.com/

Der var det ganske mye morsomt, men for å være ærlig synes jeg det ødelegger litt at alt ender på "FML". Ellers kan jeg jo poste denne

"Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop."

[vikingkylling]

Litt slitsomt og irriterende at alt begynner med Today også. Men for all del, ellers er det mye bra der.

 

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago.

 

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

 

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on… for half an hour. FML

 

Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML

 

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I’m faking to be tired and I tell my man “Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive”. He looks at me and says: “Well… we are home”. FML

 

Today, Thinking I’m being very generous I lend my jacket to my new co-worker. I maybe should have checked my pockets before, I’m not sure that the fact of having 3 different flavors of condoms made a good impression. FML