Insult HW forum

[Navyshark]

Her tenkte eg at me sku ha ein Insult fight. Med samme insults som i Monkey island. Kva som helst av dei.

 

Eg byrjar. Den som replier rett får settje neste insult.

 

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

[corcky]

Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

 

Coming face to face with me must leave you petrifiet..

[Navyshark]

Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.

 

Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!

[corcky]

The only wat you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde..

 

You can't match my witty repartee

[Ueland]

like your mama!

[Neo]

The only wat you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde..

 

You can't match my witty repartee

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

 

You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!

[Zandalf]

So THAT'S why you're scratching. I'd go see a vet.

[Zandalf]

Hey, look over there!

[Neo]

Yes, yes, I know: It's a three headed monkey.

 

 

En garde! Touche!

[Navyshark]

Oh that is so clichè.

 

Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!

[lperik]

Too bad they're all fabricated.

 

 

You're the ugliest monster ever created.

[JohndoeMAKT]

If you don't count all the ones you've dated.

 

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.

[Neo]

Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

 

My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!

[b-real]

Måtte lopper fra 1000 kameler innta dine armhuler...

[Navyshark]

My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!

 

Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

 

You make me want to puke.

[Neo]

You make me think that somebody already did.

 

I've spoken with apes more polite than you!

 

(Ecthelion: kun "insults" fra Monkey Island serien, har du ikke spilt dem?)

[JohndoeMAKT]

I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

[Nidhogg]

...and you are the great grand dad in the family

[Dr.X]

Monkey Island roX

[Thanatos]

nåå, er ikke så sikker på det da.... :-?