Bash.org, verdens mest geniale nettside?

[AlecTBM]

<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....

<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?

<VillainSede> that one takes me back..

 

<moe_> Hello, can someone answer my question : how can I call a bool function from another function? I am trying if (!Class::function()) { cout << "error\n"; exit(-1); }

<moe_> but it is not working

<moe_> it prints error

Endret 14. desember 2008 av AlecTBM

[Swixcap]

#868223 +(4856)- [X]

 

<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning

<bender> what happened?

<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night

<bender> yeah, you've been fucking drunk..

<Domsey> you've been there, too?

<bender> sure...

<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything

<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.

<bender> wtf...?

<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought

<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room

<bender> OMFG!!!

<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!

<Domsey> no, i'm not lying

<bender> OMG!!!

<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.

<bender> ...

<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O

[Snorre]

Det er noe ved dette sitatet som alltid får meg til å le. ^^

 

Samtale 1:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

 

Samtale 2 (med samme damen)

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Keldon]

<IZZY4EL> Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

<ifrael> a seat-belt

[Xecuter]

<effAce> man that one stank

<mgriffin> No manual entry for that

<mgriffin> No manual entry for one

<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank

 

<seven> hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working again, and lo and behold, a second eruption

<seven> so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really good at that."

<seven> "do you have a little brother or something?"

 

<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything

 

<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it

<defz> minix?

 

 

:lol:

[Tanner]

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.

<zeep> rapc?

<Batty> ...

<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end

<zeep> oic

<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e

<zeep> wtf is erap?

* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

 

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ..

Endret 17. desember 2008 av Tanner

[Tanner]

[orion] man i had a fucked up dream last night

[orion] i think my maid was fondeling me

[orion] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"

[orion] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up

[orion] and my asshole felt funny.

(|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep

[orion] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs