Axis of Evil Wannabees

[Bach]

Fikk denne tilsendt fra bror' min.

Vet ikke hvor den sto på trykk, men det betyr vel ikke så mye.

--------------------------------

 

Axis of Evil Wannabees

 

by John Cleese

 

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,

China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just

as Evil", which they said would be "more evil than that stupid

Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis" President Bush warned of in his State of

the Union address.

 

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as

having, "for starters, a really dumb name". "Right. As if they are just

as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.

"Everybody knows we're the best evils? eh evilest? that we're the

best."

 

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,

although they conceded they had asked if they could join the Axis of

Evil.

 

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

 

"An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi

President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World

War II

you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have

three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

 

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as

within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations

rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of

geopolitical chairs.

 

Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of

Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the

"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia

established

the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable".

 

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling

up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of

Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host

the Olympics". Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations

That Are

Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About

America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of

Countries That

Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just

something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack

McConnell.

 

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making

fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he

rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in

'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.

Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

 

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but

privately world leaders said that's only because no one has asked them.

[Den Polse]

Veldig bra

[Fallingwater]

[Gjest Slettet-QqZexW9o]

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Outlook]

[uranus]

[Lars!]