Saddam joke...

[b-real]

Saddam Hussein is in the back of his limousine and his Chauffeur is driving him through the country.

On part of the journey, they pass a farm.

As they pass the farm, they accidentally run over a pig.

So Saddam says to his Chauffeur, "go to the farm and tell them we ran over their pig."

So the chauffeur gets out the car and walks over to the farm.

Several hours pass and the Chauffeur comes back, but he's covered in Kisses/lipstick and has flowers around his neck and is drinking a bottle of wíne.

Saddam says to his Chauffeur. "What Happened? Why have you been so long?".

His Chauffeur says. "Well after I told them what happened, they gave me lots of food and drink and the farmer wanted me to sleep with his daughter"

Saddam says, "Well what did you say?"

His chauffeur says, "All I said is 'I am Saddam Hussein's Chauffeur and I've killed the pig'".

[Gjest mafister]

Genialt! Du har forresten jysla mange innlegg! :o