General Cosgrove om våpen

[Matsemann]

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

 

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

 

GENERAL COSGROVE:

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

 

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

 

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

 

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

 

GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

 

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

 

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[Toast Is Pimp!]

Mange er imot våpen...

Men jeg er forr.

 

Tenk på framtidige Zombie ATTACKS!

[Slikape]

Ikke spesielt imponert. Ganske dårlig sammenlikning.

 

Våpen har én funksjon: å drepe.

 

Kvinnekroppen er ikke til for prostitusjon.

Endret 8. oktober 2008 av Slikape

[Kexxy er sexxy!]

Mulig jeg har sær humor, men jeg lo. ^^

[ShaNickolas]

Mange er imot våpen...

Men jeg er forr.

 

Tenk på framtidige Zombie ATTACKS!

 

Grytvott you make me laugh

 

Zombie attacks er det første du tenker på . creeds til deg

[Matsemann]

A white woman, about 50 years

old, was seated next to a black man.

 

Very disturbed by this, she called

the air hostess. "You

obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed

me next to a

black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a

repugnant

group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess

replied.

"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if

another place is available."

 

The hostess went away & then came back a

few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available

seats in Economy Class.

 

I spoke to the captain & he informed me that

there is also no seat in Business Class.

All the same, we still have one

place in First Class."

 

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess

continued. "It is unusual for our company

to permit someone from Economy

Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the

captain

feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so

disgusting."

 

She turned to the black guy & said, "Therefore, Sir, if

you would like to,

please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in

First Class."

 

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by

what they had just witnessed,

stood up & applauded.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Mange er imot våpen...

Men jeg er forr.

 

Tenk på framtidige Zombie ATTACKS!

 

Grytvott you make me laugh

 

Zombie attacks er det første du tenker på . creeds til deg

 

Mens vi er inne på våpen:

Endret 11. oktober 2008 av Lord Grÿllwotth