Norwegians and their temperature

[YBD]

Temperatures:

+15°C / 59°F

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norvegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

 

+10°C / 50°F

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.

The Norvegians plant flowers in their gardens.

 

+5°C / 41°F

Italian cars won't start.

The Norvegians are cruising in cabriolets.

 

0°C / 32°F

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

 

-5°C / 23°F

People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norvegians have their final barbecue before winter.

 

-10°C / 14°F

The Brits start the heat in their houses.

The Norvegians start using long sleeves.

 

-20°C / -4°F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca.

The Norvegians end their Midsummer celebrations.

Autumn is here.

 

-30°C / -22°F

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face

of the earth.

 

The Norvegians start drying their laundry indoors.

 

-40°C / -40°F

Paris start cracking in the cold.

The Norvegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

-50°C / -58°F >

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.

The Norvegian army postpones their winter survival training

awaiting real winter weather.

 

-70°C / -94°F

The false Santa moves south.

The Norvegian army goes out on winter survival training.

 

-183°C / -297.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norvegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

-273°C / -459.4°F

ALL atom-based movent halts.

The Norvegians start saying "F*en, it's cold outside today."

 

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

[sybbelybb]

dritbra

 

likte spesielt denne:

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[BBC]

 

Meget bra!

[Arve Systad]

:lol:

sikkert en eller anna amerikaner som har vrangforestillinger om norge som har skreve det

[Rockj]

Hørt den før men likevel morosam

[SnowDOG_]

Lol *maile til mine amerikanske venner*

[SirHartge]

LOL

[Kenny000]

Fantastisk!

[Ratatosk]

[Mongus]

hehe, naiCe

[Sivert]

rofl

[Gjest Slettet-QqZexW9o]

Så sant så sant

[KjellV]

dritbra

 

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-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[Ernie]

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

øøøøhhhhhhh............ -300C er ikke mulig... stopper på -273C, men ellers LOL

[guezz]

Veldig bra!

[AssKicR]

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

øøøøhhhhhhh............ -300C er ikke mulig... stopper på -273C, men ellers LOL

 

Hvis du leser en gang til... nøye... "Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest"

 

Dette er heller ikke mulig

 

@ resten

[unwill]

Kjempebra!

 

En gang så leste jeg noe annet, det var noe sånn derre beskrivelse av en norman (skrevet av en amerikaner eller noe sånt).

 

Veldig morsomt, men husker ikke URLen... men det er sikkert noen andre som har lest det her... det er jo alltid noe som sier :old: eller noe sånt hver gang noen poster noe så. Denne gangen skal jeg ikke poste det, men håper noen andre kan fortelle meg hvor den er...

[MaDDoG]

SINNSYKT bra !!!!

[unwill]

Jeg viste den til nabojenta, hun lo og lo... i flere minutter satt hun der og bare lo... jeg syns det var morsomt, men.... ja...

[scirocco]

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

øøøøhhhhhhh............ -300C er ikke mulig... stopper på -273C, men ellers LOL

Feil, det absolutte nullpunkt ligger på -273,15C eller 0 K om du vil.