Om nordmenn og temperaturer!

[Knut Marius]

Kom over en slags definisjonsoversikt over forskjellige temperaturer, og deres innvirkning på Nordmenn. Artig

 

Temperatures:

 

+15°C / 59°F

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain

wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

 

+10°C / 50°F

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.

The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

 

+5°C / 41°F

Italian cars won't start.

The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

 

0°C / 32°F

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

 

-5°C / 23°F

People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

 

-10°C / 14°F

The Brits start the heat in their houses.

The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

 

-20°C / -4°F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca.

The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

 

-30°C / -22°F

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the

earth.

The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

 

-40°C / -40°F

Paris start cracking in the cold.

The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

-50°C / -58°F >

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.

The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real

winter weather.

 

-70°C / -94°F

The false Santa moves south.

The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

 

-183°C / -297.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

-273°C / -459.4°F

ALL atomic and subatomic particle movent halts.

The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

 

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

Endret 24. august 2005 av Knut Marius

[mushi]

hehe, ikke lett å være nordmann gitt

[Bruker-33331]

Haha!

[Inc]

ahhaaaaaeeeeahaha... Men pokker da, var dette nødvendig. Jeg lo så jeg vekket hele huset :!: :!:

[Ulf Isaksen]

Herregud så GENIALT!

 

Det på 15+ ol. er jo fakta også

[LarsP]

-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

 

HAHAHAHA!

 

btw: Norwegians ^^

[Knut Marius]

 

btw: Norwegians ^^

I know. Men er ikke jeg som har laget den Venta på at noen skulle kommentere det. Will edit

[Wraith]

genialt ;-) de første par stemmer ihvertfall veldig godt

[JBlack]

It's funny, cause it's true.

[xanth0s]

hahah dritt bra

[DJ_Dark]

Hahahahaha!! Noe så genialt!!

[Cheshire Cat]

ohohohohoh.... jeg år være gledesdrepern å si "old"

 

men fortsatt bra

[Kakofoni]

-183°C / -297.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

:!:

[Mato]

hehe ikke lengesiden jeg postet den i so4

[Gjest Yoshi]

Den finnes på norsk også, men er mye morsommere på engelsk!

[Gjest Yoshi]

It's funny, cause it's true.

You're so damn right! :!:

[play`ern]

haha

[Thomas J.L]

Hahaha den var dritt bra.

husker jeg lurte noe folk jeg måtte på mirc at det gikk isbjørner rundt i gatene i nord norge

[Boralis]

Hahaha den var dritt bra.

husker jeg lurte noe folk jeg måtte på mirc at det gikk isbjørner rundt i gatene i nord norge

Det finnst faktisk søringer som fortsatt tror det er isbjørn i Tromsø.

Desverre må jeg skuffe dem,nærmeste tettsted med isbjørn er nok L.Y.B på Svalbard

[ovzer]

den var jo bra da..