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Min favoritt: "Say 'elloo to my new friend" - Scarface

[Breiker]

"det hørtes litt heffalompete ut"

[Manx]

Fra Kevin Smith's Chasing Amy.

 

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

[akira7]

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer Simpsons

[klevjer1]

Hehe genialt.

"Biaiaaaaaaaatch" - Be Cool

[Mr.Andersen]

May the force be with you

 

og

 

I have a bad feeling about this

 

Begge frå Star Wars.

[tom waits for alice]

Fra Blues Brothers:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

 

Geir

[andre_goaaal]

Fred - "Ginny, we'll send you loads of Owls."

George - "We'll send you a Hogwarts Toilet seat."

Mrs. Weasley - "George!"

George - "Only joking, Mom."

 

 

Hp 1

Endret 30. mai 2005 av andre_goaaal

[Armageddon]

Ifra Reservoir Dogs:

 

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

[tom waits for alice]

Fra Casablanca:

Captain Louis Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?

Rick Blaine: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.

Captain Louis Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.

Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

 

Geir

[PetePistola]

The Godfather:

 

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

Don Corleone til Johnny Fontane om Woltz

[Breiker]

"Slæpp hænds, slæpp hænds" fra The Waterboy.

 

"helmaks Egon" alle vet hvor den er fra

[Wyldelife]

"Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred"-James Bond

 

"FREEEDOOM"-William Wallace(Braveheart)

 

Må bare slenge denne fra simpsons her også

 

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

 

drit i å kom her og si "I'll be Back", bare...LA VÆR!

[figure_02]

Leeeeroy!

 

Fra "Leeroy" filmen (wow)

[figure_02]

Har en annen også:

 

"Come on Mr.Frodo; I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"

 

Fra Ringenes Herre: Atter en Konge.

[embark]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

[andre_goaaal]

"Vi leker ikke klubb" DIGG!

[farke]

"Crom....I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it.

No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad.

Why we fought or why we died.

No.

All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important.

Valour pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge!

And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!"

 

--Conan, Conan the Barbarian

[Olethros]

Gjett hvilken:

 

It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

[knutby]

Is youre wife a goer??

Nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more!