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Flere som driver å diller litt med det her? for dere som ikke har hørt om det så er Omegle er ett online chatte program som raskt og enkelt plasserer deg i et chatte rom med en ”random stranger” det er 100 % anonymt. Det som er så genialt med det er rett og slett at det er så enkelt, du kommer inn chatte rommet med noen i løpet av et par sekunder og kan snakke/oppføre deg akkurat sånn som du føler for i tilegg du kan disconnecte samtalen når som helst.

 

Oppfordrer så klart alle til oppføre seg hyggelig der men siden det er helt anonymt må du nok regne med å måtte snakke med en del skrullinger også (selv om det kan være gøy i seg selv) Men min erfaring er at så lenge du er snill og høflig så møter du til slutt folk som det er interesant å chate med men det kan være lurt å være forsiktig med hvor mye personlig informasjon du gir ut.

 

Ta gjerne og post samtalene dine i spoiler her på forumet.

http://omegle.com/

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Jeg hadde verdens rareste samtale der.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heloooooooo
You: Wazzup?
Stranger: are you ready?
Stranger: are you a nigger?
Stranger: or a jew?
Stranger: or a muzzo?
You: Nope. Im off white.
Stranger: latina?
You: Viking
You: What are you?
Stranger: knull meg e rompa
You: Nei, det vil jeg ikke desverre :po
You: Lol
Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: you love it!
You: Diskusjon.no nei?
Stranger: nie
Stranger: nie
Stranger: nei!!!!
You: Nei da så :p
Stranger: nei
Stranger: vikings are not off white, they are pasty white
You: Nå høres du ut som datteren min ... "Neineinei!"
Stranger: like skin under a bandaid
Stranger: jeg ikke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Så nå ble jeg bare redd. Tørr aldri å prøve igjen.

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hehe, dette var litt kult.. snakket akkurat med ei på 18 fra berlin.

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: de middenstand regeert het land

Stranger: hey hotgirl

You: hi

Stranger: are you playing with my mind

You: yes

You: i AM you

Stranger: kisss

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:p

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Stranger: the last time i said that the other disconnected

Stranger: How are you?

You: He probably thought you were from 4chan

You: Are you from 4chan?

Stranger: abort mission

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

Stranger: if you will excuse me... I am off to the 4chan party van

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Mange 4chan folk der ja.

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Sitti der hele dagen, møtte plutselig en fra freakforum.

 

Fikk faktisk denne med en gang jeg kom inn i en samtale:

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: .

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You: Oh

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Stranger: hoi

You: My name is Joseph Fritzl. Wanna take a tour in my basement?

Stranger: yeah why not

You: I have my daughter there.. but dont mind her

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice daughter

You: Thanks..

Stranger: can i fuck her

You: Yeah sure

Stranger: ok

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Stranger: HI

You: My name is Joseph Fritzl. Wanna take a tour in my basement?

Stranger: Sure

You: I have my daughter there.. but dont mind her

Stranger: Is she hot?

You: yeah, she lieks mudkips to

Stranger: Can I show her my *mudkip*

You: sure

Stranger: Excellent this won't take long

You: *thumbs up*

Stranger: Ummm....Mr. Frizl I think she's broken.....

Stranger: She's kind of cold and not moving at all

You: oh that's true! I'm father and grandfather for the same kids!

Stranger: wow so do you pay yourself child support?

You: no, are you crazy! I blame drugaddicts for the kids

You: THEY PAY

Stranger: Excellent plan

You: I know, my wife don't know anything yet

Stranger: So what are you going to do now?

Stranger: I mean now thta she's dead.....

Stranger: Well I think shes dead like I said she was kind of cold and not moving

You: put her in a box and burn it

Stranger: But the human body dosen't burn that well

You: with gasoline all thing is possible

Stranger: Good point

You: I have a daughter in USA

You: her name is boxxy

Stranger: I've met her

Stranger: She is extremely happy

Stranger: It's probably because I poked her in the pooper

You: I know, anon rape her every day

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: I HATE YOU

You: I love you to

Stranger: you have ugly eyebrows

You: I dont have eyebrows

Stranger: THEN YOUR EYEBROWS WOULD BE UGLY IF YOU HAD ANY

Stranger: >:O JK. YOUR BEAAAUTIFUL <3 goodbye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Likte den litt :p

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Festlig denne her:

Stranger: Heeeeelllllllllooooooooo!!!

You: Are you alone?

Stranger: Huhh?

You: ARE YOU ALONE?

Stranger: Huh yeah lol...

You: Right. It's you, me and X tonight - we've got a 15 kilo drop coming in

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

Stranger: umm what like drugs?

You: Don't play silly f*ckers with me Pedro - yes the drugs.

You: I need to know I can trust you to handle this score.

Stranger: Who is x?

You: X is X. NO NAMES ON THE NET. This isn't a secure channel.

Stranger: dude..lol...the hell??

You: The boss wants no screw ups this time. Or little Jackie gonna wake up tomorrow without her daddy, know what I'm saying?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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