I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat The girl started crying and left class ^^ ________________________ bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something ____________________________________________ @David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit _______________________________________________-- I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch" Buy me! I'm ever so sexy ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars tee hee! I love you, boo! I love you too, audigy :: later :: there, you're all installed. how do you feel? down in front! LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH! * audience gasps. * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels Mein leben! * hard drive has died Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh! aaieee *modem has died and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award? ____________________________________________________ t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. _______________________________________________________ oh man I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) :< r3v> right ________________________________________________________ haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy fuck. i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im fucking going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) fucking ken ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh fuck. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can't beleive how perfect their timing was _________________________________________________________ Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...